hey baby wanna fuck?

[Willing and Unsure]

i hate getting that as the only line in a pm.. and i get at least one of those every day... its so frickin annoying...


does anyone else get those?

 

[Nathon_88]

No.

But then again, being a guy........

At least I can say honestly I've never USED that line.

Mine are more along the lines of "Hi!"

 

[MishkarinaSkye]

You know, I met my husband online (telnet chat) back in '94 and thank God he didn't use that line on me.. Me thinks chat times were different back then, anyway...

But, I do hate getting "Come on babe, let's fuck!", et all...

 

[Calamity Jane]

yup... my faves are

Hey, wanna fuck?
Cyber?
a/s/l?
What're you wearing?
I have a nine incher

I won't even talk to anyone anymore that doesn't have something intelligent to say within the first three lines.

 

[Willing and Unsure]

it wouldnt be so bad if it were from someone that had more than 1 post... but most dont even have that many.. and i get those all the time..

my more recent favorite is how they take the time to type out a paragraph telling me something about them, and then ask in nicer terms.. would you like to get together, i'm sure i could find some way to make you feel good ... how obvious is that? its just like saying.. hey baby, wanna fuck?

 

[MissTaken]

I laughed uproarously at a pm I received a bit ago. It said."I am what you need. I will make you cum. E mail me."

But yes, don't bother sending "Wanna fuck " pm's!

Ya get no response from me!

 

[Pokerman]

Crossing off "Hey baby wanna fuck" from my list of pick-up lines...damn.

What about "I have a 10" cock and a tongue that never gets tired"?

 

[Shylady]

hmmmm I would think they could at least introduce themselves

my favorite so far was just one line it said

I want to fuck your ass.

Was my best laugh of the day.

 

[Sweetlola]

One of my personal least favorites...

"Hey baby. How sweet ARE you?"

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Hello, my name is Ollie

and I want 2 fuck your ass.

 

[Lancaster]

I get plenty of pms on another site dedicated to football hooliganism.
But they are usually requests to re-arrange parts of my anatomy.

 

[SexyChele]

I was just wondering the other day how many other women get PMs from unwanted men on here. I normally ignore the outrageous ones, but some are pretty slick - they actually DO write a relatively nice paragraph, maybe ask my opinion on something, and I respond. Then comes the "Let's fuck" line. SIGH!

 

[cymbidia]

I *never* get pm's from people i don't know and the only pm's i get that say anything even remotely like, "hey baby wanna fuck?" are from MS.

Should i be relieved or worried?

 

[Thumper]

i hate getting that as the only line in a pm.. and i get at least one of those every day... its so frickin annoying...


does anyone else get those?

Unfortunately.....No.

 

[Calamity Jane]

I know it's not a PM, but

Hey Thumper...


wanna fuck?

 

[celiaKitten]

I always laugh my ass off when they get really specific - I mean what are the odds of any random person having the same fantasy as you??

My fave: Could I suck your toes tonight??

 

[Valdimer]

I get those all the time.

Damn people, its all about sex, isnt it? Just fuck this, or fuck that, or fuck me here. Shit, havent you takin into cosideration my feelings on the matter?

Well, actually, I have never gotten one, so, ummmmmm, well, hehe,

But hey, at least you never found a dick in your fruit drink.

 

[Sweetlola]

But hey, at least you never found a dick in your fruit drink.

I won't even ASK what that's all about!

 

[Pokerman]

I won't even ASK what that's all about!

Hon, check out this thread

 

[Mistress]

I get E-Mails like that...and then I sometimes I'm the one sending the E-Mail to others But as a JOKE, not serious of course.


Val, enough with the dick in the fruit drink

 

[Paradox]

Yeah, and I hate it when the women ask how long and big around it is.

 

[Renegade]

Val, enough with the dick in the fruit drink

That's what I've been thinking!


BTW, wanna fuck?

 

[lavender]

 

[Renegade]

Lavender

It's not you that they're afraid of. It's obviously Never that they fear. Everyone knows they'll have to get past her first.

 

[lavender]