Hey April.......are you dry?

[Siren]

 

[April]

Naw, we're okay over here. On the other side of the country from the flooding. And no major rivers in the area.

We've had a little rain in the last couple of days, and that damn gopher is fucking with my yard again, but that's about it. I swear I'm gonna get the hose and shovel and "take care" of him. Grrr.

Thanks for asking.

How you doin'?

 

[Siren]

 

[April]

Aww. *pout* I don't make you wet baby?

 

[Siren]

 

[April]

Ouch. Shot down in flames.

So much for flirting. Heh.

 

[Siren]

 

[April]

Naw, you already fired a cannon right across my bow, and I'm listing in the water. LOL

Prepare to abandon ship!

OMG there are no lifeboats! We're all doomed! Doomed, I say!

 

[Siren]