Hey Angel, what the fuck is a twinkie?

Purple Haze

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Just wondering, and thanks for the new photos.

Tell me about your tongue-ring, should I get one?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?


When do I get to see your luscious boobies?
 
Purple Haze said:
Just wondering, and thanks for the new photos.

Tell me about your tongue-ring, should I get one?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?


When do I get to see your luscious boobies?


Myst made the twinkie thing up.

Welcome.

Yes. Men with tongue rings make me wet.

I don't know. Alot? I lick those suckers for days.

Right here:
 
Twinkies don't have a shelf life. They have a half life.

Twinkies aren't born, they're made.

Twinkies, golden unidentifiable matter on the outside, sweet creamy unidentifiable matter on the inside.

Twinkies aren't just for breakfast anymore.

Twinkies are designed for oral pleasure, not to fuck your ass with.

Twinkies are for men who don't really get the concept of "twinks."

Twinkies, unlike other kids at school, never laugh at you.

Twinkies not only love you when they're on your lips, they love you when they're on your hips.

Save a whale, humpback a twinkie.
 
Hey you're lucky you got THAT much!

I never even got to see your FACE. Just your pussy.
 
A scene from Ghostbusters:

SPENGLER
I'm worried, Ray. It's getting crowded in there. And all my recent data points to something big on the bottom.

WINSTON (concerned)
What do you mean "big?"

Spengler picks up a Hostess Twinkie from the workbench.

SPENGLER
Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. According to this morning's PKE sample, the current level in the city would be a Twinkie 35 feet long weighing approximately six hundred pounds.

WINSTON
That's a big Twinkie.

STANTZ
We could be on the verge of a fourfold crossover ... or worse. If what we're seeing indicates a massive PKE surge, we could experience an actual rip.

Spengler nods gravely. Venkman enters looking very concerned.

VENKMAN
Egon, how's the grid around the storage facility holding up?

STANTZ
It's not good, Pete.

WINSTON
Tell him about the Twinkie.


Definitely my favorite Twinkie moment in a movie.
 
Boxstar said:
A scene from Ghostbusters:

SPENGLER
I'm worried, Ray. It's getting crowded in there. And all my recent data points to something big on the bottom.

WINSTON (concerned)
What do you mean "big?"

Spengler picks up a Hostess Twinkie from the workbench.

SPENGLER
Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. According to this morning's PKE sample, the current level in the city would be a Twinkie 35 feet long weighing approximately six hundred pounds.

WINSTON
That's a big Twinkie.

STANTZ
We could be on the verge of a fourfold crossover ... or worse. If what we're seeing indicates a massive PKE surge, we could experience an actual rip.

Spengler nods gravely. Venkman enters looking very concerned.

VENKMAN
Egon, how's the grid around the storage facility holding up?

STANTZ
It's not good, Pete.

WINSTON
Tell him about the Twinkie.


Definitely my favorite Twinkie moment in a movie.

LOL! I forgot about that Twinkie moment...too funny...
 
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