Hey all you fawking drunks...

[SINthysist]

What are you drinking?

Me some cheap bourbon, Canadian Hardwood, or some such shit. I think it was made in a big outdoor vat, or swimming pool, but I am drinking for effect anyway.

'Tis the season!

 

[Tim1]

drinkin

How bout some Capt. Morgan and coke???

 

[SINthysist]

I refuse to pay that much for something I'm going to piss out in 30 minutes (okay, you got me, 20 minutes) anyway. Unless, of course, you're buying! Then I become a true Democrat.

 

[Xander]

Milwaukees Best Premium Beer.

No need for quality when you're drinking for quantity hehehehe

 

[SINthysist]

I love that stuff! Better than water!

 

[Shylady]

I am drinking diet pepsi, how drunk do you think I will get?

 

[SINthysist]

Caffeine buzz?

 

[Shylady]

well but I am still fun, and I remember everything the next day, and I don't have a hangover either. So isn't that ok?

 

[JazzManJim]

I am drinking diet pepsi, how drunk do you think I will get?

The shame of it is that I'll get a worse headache drinking Diet Coke than I will beer. It's something about the artificial sweetener in it that does it to me.

 

[SINthysist]

I dunno,

I usually don't want to remember, but maybe because I've been drinking. Like when your buds say, "Oh, she's hot! She wants you..."

And the next day they all tell you, "I can't believe you did that!"

 

[Demian]

1.5 litres of Merlot 2000

I thought this would be a flame thread

Anybody got some Napa Valley Cabernet Sauvignon '97 they'd like to share?

Jazzman, picture and all, eh? This iz my darker corner of the world, so I don't post pictures...Wut iz your Axe? There are some musicians here, check out Purple Haze...He probably thinks I'm weirder than he is, but he jams I'm sure

 

[SINthysist]

Why Demian?

Sparky is the Bassist you need for any band.

But he don't do Styx...

 

[Demian]

He doesn't do Renegade?!

Sparky, I've got the sheet muzic!

 

[SINthysist]

Sorry

But I, I have become,

comfortably numb....

 

[SINthysist]

OKAY

Is there anybody out there?
Just nod if you can here me,


But I won't be able to see it,
Because I am at Lit!

 

[Guest]

Suave and "Deboner"

Don't ya just love how cool you feel when you have a good buzz going.

There you are at the bar/nightclub, your fifth jack and coke in your hand and your face getting a bit numb. Standing at the bar, feeling like Sean Connery, while everyone else sees Foster Brooks. Then you see her across the crowded floor. A vision of loveliness. She glances at you but your alcohol drenched brain says her gaze is transfixed upon your godlike appearance. I will talk to her and charm her you say to yourself. Your friend at the bar next to you hears you mumble something as you wipe the slobber of your lip.

You stand up tall and head across the room. In your mind it is a straight shot, the walk of a determined and confident man. In actuality you spill half your drink as you careen through the crowd. Sidling up next to your target you say something fantastically charming that sounds like.."I must say you are one of the most beautiful women I have ever laid eyes on. Would you care to join me in a drink on the terrace?"

What you said was

Unintelligible.

 

[Shylady]

I hear you, but then diet pepsi doesn't impair your hearing.

 

[SINthysist]

LOL

Are you having a cookie problem?

Lately that's Thumper.

Who's dat?

 

[Thumper]

Wuz me

I had to put down unintelligible because I can never recall what I said. Whatever it was, it never worked.

But I was soo cool in my own head when I said it. Couldn't believe they weren't charmed outta their G-strings

 

[SINthysist]

Toss dem cookies!

 

[Thumper]

I did

in the parking lot. Behind the four color '77 Camaro...

 

[SINthysist]

LOL

been der
done dat

A man after my own heart!