Hey, Alexandraah...

[RastaPope]

I had a dream about you this afternoon.

 

[Sillyman]

I had a dream where I was flayed alive by hideous demons. You don't see me trying to get their attention.

 

[RastaPope]

I had a dream where I was flayed alive by hideous demons. You don't see me trying to get their attention.

Are you calling the draah a hideous demon?


Oooh, I'm telling.


Besides, you're just jealous.

 

[Sillyman]

Are you calling the draah a hideous demon?


Oooh, I'm telling.


Besides, you're just jealous.

She already knows. She is the controller of the pit at the end of worlds. The dreams are just the start of a slow torture process.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I thought I was your demon, Silly.

I dream about Draaah daily.

 

[Sillyman]

You are merely the vessel Ruby. You are simply draaah's puppet, as we shall all be one day.

 

[RastaPope]

<bump>

 

[alexandraaah]

Seriously?

 

[RastaPope]

Seriously?

Seriously. It was strange, considering I don't even know you.

 

[alexandraaah]

Seriously. It was strange, considering I don't even know you.

Go on. I'm interested.

 

[Sillyman]

You say that now. When he launches into another one of his sick ass chicken porn fantasies you'll regret it.

 

[RastaPope]

Well...

Go on. I'm interested.

Well, I was trapped in this big old Scooby-Doo like mansion. I was kidnapped by this lady and forced to be her sex slave. But there was no actual nook going on yet. Anyhow, apparently, you had written a booked entitled "How to Get Rid Of Sex-Phone-Stalkers" and the author was "Alexandraah". Anyhow, I called you up and got your machine, so I left a message. You began calling every 10 minutes, harassing me with sexy messages! I eventually called you back and so "NO! I didn't need help with how to talk dirty and stalk someone on the telephone! I need you to bust me out of here!" Then you mention that you made a mistake, and thought that's what I wanted, since you also wrote about HOW to sex-stalk someone on the phone. So you prompty hung up, dressed up as some sexy-superhero and broke into the house, where you and this woman had a Matrix-like fight, which you won. Then you busted me out of the joint, and we were driving away in your super-hero car, but it was actually just an Impala. So we drive to your Draah-Cave, and yeah...


Weird.

 

[alexandraaah]

Do you realize that every episode of Scooby Doo is the exact same theme?

Exactly.

Hey Rasta, are you serious?

If you are, I fucking love that dream.

 

[Laurel]

Do you realize that every episode of Scooby Doo is the exact same theme?

Exactly.

there's something comforting about that.

typing one-handed is a pain.

 

[Ishmael]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, tell me more about the Draaah cave your emminence.

Ishmael

 

[RastaPope]

Do you realize that every episode of Scooby Doo is the exact same theme?

Exactly.

Hey Rasta, are you serious?

If you are, I fucking love that dream.

Completely. It was a trip. One of my more interesting dreams, of late.

It was filled with warm goodness.

 

[RastaPope]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, tell me more about the Draaah cave your emminence.

Ishmael

It was..****. Yes, that's exactly the word.

 

[alexandraaah]

What did I look like?

Either way, I fully wish I was as cool in reality as I was in your dream.

 

[Ishmael]

It was..****. Yes, that's exactly the word.

Yes. I can see that. It excited you, didn't it?

Ishmael

 

[RastaPope]

What did I look like?

Either way, I fully wish I was as cool in reality as I was in your dream.

Hot. Dark hair. That's most of what I remember as far as that goes. You had a wicked costume, though. Your car was just silly.

The cave wasn't so much a cave as a room with low lighting. But it was huge...Yes.

 

[alexandraaah]

Hot. Dark hair. That's most of what I remember as far as that goes. You had a wicked costume, though. Your car was just silly.

The cave wasn't so much a cave as a room with low lighting. But it was huge...Yes.

Wow, you were in my apartment!

 

[RastaPope]

Wow, you were in my apartment!

There was a big neon sign that said "Who's house? Draah's house!"

Chains on the walls. A large costume rack. A large rack. Amusing stuff.

 

[Ishmael]

Wow, you were in my apartment!

Damn, why did you let him in?

You really need a gun now.

Ishmael

 

[alexandraaah]

There was a big neon sign that said "Who's house? Draah's house!"

Chains on the walls. A large costume rack. A large rack. Amusing stuff.

Now, I must get a neon sign bearing that saying.

I'm so fucking amused right now-I think it's that I have a fever.

The rest sounds a little "Eyes Wide Shut" to me.

 

[RastaPope]

Now, I must get a neon sign bearing that saying.

I'm so fucking amused right now-I think it's that I have a fever.

The rest sounds a little "Eyes Wide Shut" to me.

No actual chaining up went on. There were furry handcuffs, but let's not get into that.