Hey, akman.... are you here lurking?

[Temptress_1960]

*looks around the message board*

*mumbles* he must be here somewhere....

Cherie, have you seen him anywhere?

*holds handcuffs out of sight*

Here, akman..... come out, come out, where ever you are...

 

[SunnyGirl]

Hmmmm, I think he must be here somewhere...

*taking out a tranquilizer gun*
If we do get him, I plan on keeping him around for awhile

 

[Guest]

Hi Curious

holding a long fat bag behind my back, long time no see sweetheart

 

[Temptress_1960]

Soooooo... there you are!

*gives akman a tight hug and big kiss*

Long time no see!!!!

*peeks over akman's shoulder*

Whatcha got in the bag, hon? Is it for meeee???

*batting my eyelashes*

Psssssst, Cherie.... you got that tranquilizer gun????

 

[Guest]

*huggung curious* hi stranger, longtime no see
*keeping my hands away from the cuffs*

*hugging cherie* another stanger :_)
*holding tranquilizer gun pointet at the floor*

it is good to see you curious, and yes, this bag has something for you in it, something i know you will learn to enjoy *WEG*

 

[SunnyGirl]

...stranger than most

Curious, I think Akman should register so we can have another virgin to deflower

And I don't wanna know what's in that bag...and he also found my tranq gun, so I'm gonna quietly exit this thread now

 

[Temptress_1960]

OMG, Cherie, you are so right.... he needs to register.

Akman???? C'mere, hon.... registering is painless... and Cherie and I will make sure your deflowering is painless too *weg*

*scheming and planning*

Pssssssst, Cherie? Do you think we should... well, we can discuss plans later....

*smiles enticingly at Akman*

Now where did I put that manual.... oh, here it is...

*thumbs through a thick book titled "How to lure, disarm, capture, and deflower the elusive northern male"*

Ahhhhhh.... now I have an idea...... hmmmmmm.....

 

[Guest]

now I am nervous. two devious ladies plotting to take my virtue

the things dreams are mad of

 

[Temptress_1960]

Ummm, Akman?? Sweetie, we can't take your virtue until you register....

and the longer you wait, the longer it will take.... we just might lose patience and forget to be gentle.... *weg*

 

[akman]

reluctantly admitting i am now registered

 

[SunnyGirl]

*sniffing the air*

Dashing back into the thread cause I smell a northern virgin...and being from the North myself, you think I would know how to lure and trap those elusive males...

*Huggggs* Akman, Curious and I will make it as painless as possible, hope your heart is up for it though *weg*

*Looking around for Curious to discuss possible procedures...*

 

[Temptress_1960]

Wooooohoooooooo!!! *gives the newly registered Akman a very seductive glance*

Cherie? We need to talk, girlfriend. *starting to make a list* What do we need? I think I still have the toys we used with PL.... the ones we didn't wear out, that is.

*giving Akman a sizzling kiss* Welcome to the board, hon...

 

[akman]

Hi Curious deep tonsil tickling kisssssssssssssssssss

hey Cherie soft lingering kissssssssssssssssssssss

you ladies ae not going to take advantage of a poor innocent like me are you?

 

[SunnyGirl]

Long kissssssss for Akman

I'm an innocent myself, and therefore can't take advantage of you, because I don't know how *smile*

Ask anyone, they'll tell you how sweet and innocent I am...really, just ask

Right Curious? *nudge nudge*

 

[akman]

Cherie, You an innocent???

knowing how innocent Curious is

*this seems as if it could become quit an education for a northern boy*

*digging through the toy box, looking for self defense things. There chains with clips might be helpful, and this flexible stick with the leather flap on the end. A box of donuts for bait, and i think I am ready to start*

 

[SunnyGirl]

Hmmmmm

Psssst, Curious...I think he's done this before

*keeping a careful eye on Akman while slowly backing for the door*

 

[april-wine]

well lookie here virgin......i knew i smelled virgin......lololololol

 

[Temptress_1960]

knowing how innocent Curious is

GASP!!! *looks hurt* Akman, how can you say such a thing???

*looks virtuous and innocent*

Akman??? Did you mention... donuts?

*helplessly moves closer to Akman, mesmerized by donuts*

Cherie? What were we going to do?

And, April... good to see you, hon.... and he does look kind of ... tasty, doesn't he...

 

[SunnyGirl]

Curious...

STEP AWAY FROM THE DONUTS!!

They will lure you into his northern trap!!

 

[Temptress_1960]

But, Cherie.... donuts.... I can't resist

Hey, wait a minute!
I thought WE were luring HIM.

Hmmmmmmm.

*thinking about this turn of events*

 

[SunnyGirl]

Yes, we were supposed to be luring him...now what can we use for bait? And what's in that toybox? I haven't had a good look through that thing yet

*rummaging around*

OMG what *is* this???

 

[Temptress_1960]

That? Oh, well, that is ... um.... *whispers in Cherie's ear*

Not that I'd know from personal experience, you see... it's just hearsay, really.... *tries to look innocent*

Now, as for bait.... this might do it...

*casually beginning to peel off articles of clothing... absentmindedly caressing my uncovered skin... *

Oops, I seem to have dropped a sock....

*bending down low, and slowly wiggling my butt as I look over my shoulder for any sign of Akman*

 

[akman]

walking up quietly behind Curious, who is busy eating a donut, putting my arms around her waist, softly kissing her neck, " hi sweets"

*quickly locking a gold chain snugly around her waist *

 

[akman]

seeing Cherie bent over going through the toy box, her butt looking so inviting, a slap it gently

"find anything you like?"

 

[akman]

hello April

have you come to join my deflowering party?