SilvaTungDevil
Sexy Mother Clucker
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- Sep 4, 2002
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Okay, so years ago, when Kevin Bacon and his brother formed the Bacon Bros. Band, he played in my hometown. Now, I had no idea. It was a weeknight. But, coincidentally, my posse and I were out on that very same weeknight. Our town is 100k and while the Bacon Bros. played at a concert venue/early show, my posse and I went out to what we considered to be the cheesiest bar (club/disco tech) in town! Guess who shows up! The Bacon Bros. for their afterparty!
It was literally my posse, and kevin's posse! The staff was also there but not another soul in the joint.
I hatch a seven degrees of Kevin Bacon plan. I decide to pee on him in the bathroom. I wait patiently until Kevin gets up. Strategically placed between Kevin and the bathroom, I move to a stall.
Unfortunately, a bodyguard shoos me from the john before my big chance! I flop on a couch outside the lavatory, defeated. I light a joint, because I was an idiot, to share with my best friend. We go to town reminiscing about my missed opportunity. Unfortunately, the pervasive smell alerts the bar staff.
They immediately come to us screaming about the weed smell. I act stupid. And then I pretend to realize and say out loud, "oh shit, Kevin Bacon!". They were like, oh, ok, nevermind!
So, I didn't get to pee on KB, but I totally got to blame a joint on him!
It was literally my posse, and kevin's posse! The staff was also there but not another soul in the joint.
I hatch a seven degrees of Kevin Bacon plan. I decide to pee on him in the bathroom. I wait patiently until Kevin gets up. Strategically placed between Kevin and the bathroom, I move to a stall.
Unfortunately, a bodyguard shoos me from the john before my big chance! I flop on a couch outside the lavatory, defeated. I light a joint, because I was an idiot, to share with my best friend. We go to town reminiscing about my missed opportunity. Unfortunately, the pervasive smell alerts the bar staff.
They immediately come to us screaming about the weed smell. I act stupid. And then I pretend to realize and say out loud, "oh shit, Kevin Bacon!". They were like, oh, ok, nevermind!
So, I didn't get to pee on KB, but I totally got to blame a joint on him!
