Here's an idea...

[bbkradwell]

OK, here's my idea:
I've been a mamber of Lit. for a long time. And there're folks who've only been here for a few months, WEEKS even, who are now, like, Literotica Guru's and more??? Well, I figure, if I just post my OWN silliness, right here, on/in my OWN thread, I can get my posts up to where, perhaps, I'll get to put a silly title under MY name, just like the rest of you knuckleheads who've been posting here like madmen/women for as long as you've been doing it...
If you like my jokes, why not leave one of your own! Hey, we all like to laugh, too, y'know!

 

[Cheyenne]

The Playground would love to have you.

 

[Beco]

OK, here's my idea:
I've been a mamber of Lit. for a long time. And there're folks who've only been here for a few months, WEEKS even, who are now, like, Literotica Guru's and more??? Well, I figure, if I just post my OWN silliness, right here, on/in my OWN thread, I can get my posts up to where, perhaps, I'll get to put a silly title under MY name, just like the rest of you knuckleheads who've been posting here like madmen/women for as long as you've been doing it...

Whats a Mamber?

 

[bbkradwell]

.........

This is Post #202, in case anybody cares, and I've just begun my descent into the dregs of Literotica, on my way to, what, "REALLY REALLY EXPERIENCED?"
Seems like a pretty pathetic goal to me.

 

[Cheyenne]

This is Post #202, in case anybody cares, and I've just begun my descent into the dregs of Literotica, on my way to, what, "REALLY REALLY EXPERIENCED?"
Seems like a pretty pathetic goal to me.

Really? Sounds like a perfect goal to match your personality to me.

 

[Eutychus]

Whats a Mamber?

According to Webster : "One who does the mambo."

 

[bbkradwell]

ahhhh!

Whats a Mamber?

Ahh, ya got me there...

 

[bbkradwell]

???

Really? Sounds like a perfect goal to match your personality to me.

HEY! I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK!

 

[Epiphany]

Uh

Yeah.

 

[Eutychus]

Uh

Yeah.

You're only encourgaing him, y'know.

 

[bbkradwell]

???

The Playground would love to have you.

Can I bring a friend to this "Playground?"

 

[bbkradwell]

.........

You're only encourgaing him, y'know.

It's not like I neeeeed encouragement... Heck, I'd be like this with or without you.

 

[Rex1960]

Can I bring a friend to this "Playground?"

Friend ?

People here don't have friends.
Why would they post on a board like this if they had any ?

 

[bbkradwell]

hmmmm

I think I'm up to #207, now!
That's a lot for me... I think I'd better take a rest.

 

[bbkradwell]

Oh, by the way...

Hey! Here's something interesting about Me that not everyone knows: I'm strangely into "Multi-Tasking!"
And, by multi-tasking, I mean, doing many different things at one time.
Take right now, for instance --- Right now, I'm watching tv ("Face The Nation,") brushing my teeth AND typing this on my computer! ALL at the SAME time!!!
How's THAT for talent!
Can YOU do that?
Huh? Well, can ya?
HUH???

 

[bbkradwell]

EEw!

Hey! Here's something interesting about Me that not everyone knows: I'm strangely into "Multi-Tasking!"
And, by multi-tasking, I mean, doing many different things at one time.
Take right now, for instance --- Right now, I'm watching tv ("Face The Nation,") brushing my teeth AND typing this on my computer! ALL at the SAME time!!!
How's THAT for talent!
Can YOU do that?
Huh? Well, can ya?
HUH???

I MUST BE A MUTANT!!!

 

[just pet]

Silliness is the natural order of the Universe
Anything else is contrived and forced

 

[bbkradwell]

Bum fuckin' funny, man

I MUST BE A MUTANT!!!

Now, if I could have a mutant "power," I'd wanna be able to grow another arm/hand so I could also masturbate while doing all this stuff!
Now THAT could be fun!

 

[bbkradwell]

.........

Silliness is the natural order of the Universe
Anything else is contrived and forced

And your point is...?

 

[just pet]

And your point is...?

I have no point
I'm more smooth and rounded
No hard edges here

 

[bbkradwell]

.........

well, I'm done brushing my teeth now...
I'll be right back. I need to go spit and rinse.

 

[Eutychus]

It's not like I neeeeed encouragement... Heck, I'd be like this with or without you.

He / she / it kissed me. Ewww.

 

[bbkradwell]

ahhhh!

OK, all done. Now I should probably try to drag my ass to bed cuz' I'm kinda tired and didn't sleep last night...
What do you all think?
I'm open to suggestions.

 

[bbkradwell]

zzzzzzz............

'Night, all. I'm off to bed.
Anybody care to join me?

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

OK, here's my idea:
I've been a mamber of Lit. for a long time. And there're folks who've only been here for a few months, WEEKS even, who are now, like, Literotica Guru's and more??? Well, I figure, if I just post my OWN silliness, right here, on/in my OWN thread, I can get my posts up to where, perhaps, I'll get to put a silly title under MY name, just like the rest of you knuckleheads who've been posting here like madmen/women for as long as you've been doing it...

Pabloback Had That Idea Once...I Tried It Too...

It's Much Nicer To Interact In Other Folks Threads And Occasionally Make One Yerself...

Hell I've Been Here Longer Than More Than Hal;f Of The Litizens Posting And I Only Have 6grand And Change Worth Of Darndable Posts! LOL

Nevermind Bout Post Count, It Means Nawt!