Here's an idea, I'm going to make an obscure vugar remark in your general direction.

[metal_minx]

all of your grandmothers are cumsluts and your children should have been aborted.


fuck me i'm BORED!

and delirious

feel free to shit here

 

[Rubyfruit]

I take my dumps in the morning. I'm pretty regular that way.

 

[APhil]

fuck me i'm BORED!

Or I could just fuck you bored.

 

[metal_minx]

Or I could just fuck you bored.

thats the idea

 

[metal_minx]

all the women here have cuntwarts and the men like it

 

[riff]

all the women here have cuntwarts and the men like it

We do?

 

[metal_minx]

We do?

yes

 

[Sillyman]

Well, the ancient Romans actually had quite a lot to say about this. "When I ever shall, or shall not, hither to forth unknown ancients of the vulgar path, my heart to second breath intakes insubstantial humors , blessed o Heav'n; for to how with ever great melacholy shall be; for once with fortit'de."

And I'm sure anyone could sgree with that.

 

[metal_minx]

FUCK! i misspelled vulgar!! damn it all
why cant we edit that thread titles? i demand to know!

 

[APhil]

If I ever

thats the idea

If I ever get to the point where I'm in the midst of having sex and I yawn from boredom, I'm going to find the nearest gun.

 

[APhil]

FUCK! i misspelled vulgar!! damn it all
why cant we edit that thread titles? i demand to know!

Well, it's better that I know that I've misread a misspelled title, than to think I'm turning into the SNL Sean Connery on Jeopardy.

"I'll take Famous Titties for $200, Alex."

 

[metal_minx]

Re: If I ever

If I ever get to the point where I'm in the midst of having sex and I yawn from boredom, I'm going to find the nearest gun.

who are you going to shoot?

 

[APhil]

Re: Re: If I ever

who are you going to shoot?

Myself, if my partner is having a good time.

My partner, if she's just laying there like a dead fish.

 

[Sillyman]

Re: Re: If I ever

who are you going to shoot?

EVERYONE

 

[metal_minx]

Well, it's better that I know that I've misread a misspelled title, than to think I'm turning into the SNL Sean Connery on Jeopardy.

"I'll take Famous Titties for $200, Alex."

lmao


'i'll take the rapists for $100, alex'

i love that skit

 

[metal_minx]

Re: Re: Re: If I ever

EVERYONE

can i join you?

 

[APhil]

i'll take the rapists for $100, alex'

i love that skit

And the Burt Reynolds....

"Yeah, Alex, Boobs on the Tube for $500."

 

[juicygirl]

I'll take women hating pondscum for $300 Alex.


Silly can I borrow your piece.

 

[APhil]

I'll take women hating pondscum for $300 Alex.
Silly can I borrow your piece.

Something wrong, JG?

 

[metal_minx]

I'll take women hating pondscum for $300 Alex.


Silly can I borrow your piece.

take a number

 

[alexandraaah]

Pffft.

 

[APhil]

Pffft.

hehe... sounds like the draaah I know.

 

[metal_minx]

Pffft.

knew i could count on you draah

 

[metal_minx]

scumsuckers

 

[APhil]

Scumsuckers, pigfuckers, and all you little perverts out there, follow me!