Here's a thread for us guys to vent on...though we love 'em women drive us crazy!

[phoriner]

But...they have what we don't...

 

[hotlittlegirlwv]

Bah!!!

Men!

 

[Pyper]

But...they have what we don't...

Brains?

 

[hotlittlegirlwv]

Hmmmmm.....

Maybe we should change the title of this thread!!! LOL

 

[Guest]

But...they have what we don't...

Balls?

 

[Sillyman]

Damn women, always calling up at 3 in the morning to cry and tell me I need to dump the body and oh god what if welfare finds out and....

 

[Kitte]

Men drive us crazy too....though quite often it isnt a long drive for either of us.

 

[Sillyman]

But...they have what we don't...

Communication skills?
Standards of hygiene?
Intelliegence?
Compassion?

 

[Ishmael]

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=80693&highlight=fucking+disgusting



Ishmael

 

[superlittlegirl]

Women drive me crazy, too.

Mmm.... the way she says "Hold on, Momma!" as she's careening through traffic...The way she looks when she's putting my lipstick on her lips, mouth open just slightly...That little gap in the back of her jeans where her lower back curves in...Her collarbones...

Absolute insanity.

 

[intrigued]

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=80693&highlight=fucking+disgusting



Ishmael

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=3178073#post3178073

 

[Debbie]

But...they have what we don't...

Yeah, a vagina
cunt
growler
crack
slit
pussy
snack crack
Badly packed kebab
poontang
slash
Ass mate
Bearded oyster
Beaver
Beef curtains
Bikini bizkit
Cock holster
Cooter (Southern US regionalism)
Cherry pop
Cat flaps
Cha-cha
Chuff
Furburger
Grumble
Hairy goblet (what a knight might drink from)
Honey pot
Honeysuckle
Hooch
Hush puppy
Lick-me-please-me
Muff
Mud flaps
Map of Tassie/Mapatazi (Map of Tasmania)
Panty hamster
Passion fruit
Poonany
Quim
Southern belle
Taco (pink)
Tongue magnet
Velcro triangle
Vertical bacon sandwich
Vertical smile
Wunder down under

Please click on links. Invaluable info.
http://www.vaginaverite.com/warall.html

http://www.girlscent.ca/
(Sorry this last link does not provide scratch and sniff pics. We apologise for any hard on's or semi erections due to the hope of the possiblity of actual nasal sensory perception. Please use your imagination.)

 

[Debbie]

But...they have what we don't...

Yeah lol bigger tits...

boobs/boobies
titties
breasts
mammaries
knockers
jugs
bazookers
nips
coconuts
rascals
hooters
waps
baps
buns
cushions
coconuts (I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts. )
dirty pillows
bust
chest
bosoms
bouncy castles
melons
headlights
puppies
funbags
chubbas
chebs
jism receptacles
Elders is Australian slang for breasts.(??? lol never heard this one before)
44s
hee-haws
honeydews
manchesters


http://www.adulttoyreviews.com/dolls/tits.html

 

[Guest]

 

[Lilith/Eve]

Women are whores.

 

[MissTaken]

I don't like women

Guess that is why I am straight

 

[Ishmael]

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=3178073#post3178073

You should have read the whole thread. You jump in at the end and quote the first post????

No wonder you want to marry me!!!



Ishmael

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Hey phoriner

Maybe you should go back to your sugar daddy. He and "uncle" Stan miss your soft touch.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Hey phoriner

"Daddy" Walter misses the way you used to splash and giggle when you would bathe together. He's smiling at the memory, but later he will be fighting back tears.

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: Hey phoriner

Maybe you should go back to your sugar daddy. He and "uncle" Stan miss your soft touch.

Magic Alert! Magic Alert!

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Hey phoriner

"Uncle" Stan cries when he thinks of you in the french maid outfit. Why did you leave them phoriner?

 

[bknight2602]

Re: Re: Here's a thread for us guys to vent on...though we love 'em women drive us crazy!

Yeah, a vagina
cunt
growler
crack
slit
pussy
snack crack
Badly packed kebab
poontang
slash
Ass mate
Bearded oyster
Beaver
Beef curtains
Bikini bizkit
Cock holster
Cooter (Southern US regionalism)
Cherry pop
Cat flaps
Cha-cha
Chuff
Furburger
Grumble
Hairy goblet (what a knight might drink from)
Honey pot
Honeysuckle
Hooch
Hush puppy
Lick-me-please-me
Muff
Mud flaps
Map of Tassie/Mapatazi (Map of Tasmania)
Panty hamster
Passion fruit
Poonany
Quim
Southern belle
Taco (pink)
Tongue magnet
Velcro triangle
Vertical bacon sandwich
Vertical smile
Wunder down under

Please click on links. Invaluable info.
http://www.vaginaverite.com/warall.html

http://www.girlscent.ca/
(Sorry this last link does not provide scratch and sniff pics. We apologise for any hard on's or semi erections due to the hope of the possiblity of actual nasal sensory perception. Please use your imagination.)

Now that is a very funny list! Thanks for the link! LMAO

 

[intrigued]

You should have read the whole thread. You jump in at the end and quote the first post????

No wonder you want to marry me!!!



Ishmael

Uh, oh.


No. I'm too scared. Just say "yes".

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Hey phoriner

"Daddy" Walter and "Uncle" Stan really miss you. They want to cuddle, hug, kiss, rub, caress and love you the way they used to. Please come back phonier. How can you stand to be the cause of such sad looks on their faces?

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Bumping for "daddy" Walter and "Uncle" Stan