Here's A Novel Complaint

[R. Richard]

Plot Bunny?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-woman-files-divorce-husband-s-penis-big.html

 

[Handley_Page]

Plot Bunny?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-woman-files-divorce-husband-s-penis-big.html

Sharia is a strange system . . . .

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Sharia is a strange system . . . .

Yes, but at 5.2 inches long and 4.6 in circumference I can giggle even more at writers who describe a 12 in schlong that the fair maiden can't get her hands around.

 

[49greg]

Yes, but at 5.2 inches long and 4.6 in circumference I can giggle even more at writers who describe a 12 in schlong that the fair maiden can't get her hands around.

I worked as a press helper then pressman at a factory in an unenlightened age and place. The old guys would laugh and say that a woman could never run a printing press because they could never read a ruler. That was because, they would say with a lewd smile, all their lives women had been told by men that this, (holding their fingers about three inches apart) was six inches.

It was a poor joke, but having an accurate ruler and reading it correctly was important. I assumed that reading a ruler was basic, until later when I would interview people for entry level positions. One lady in her mid thirties, who bragged about graduating at the top of her high school class, thought that, to measure the distance of 7-5/8 inches one would go the 7 inch mark, then go BACK five eigths. Other applicants, both male and female were equally bad. Made me wish we were metric. But then those folks would probably mix up millimeters and centimeters.

edited: Yup, Greg went off topic again.

 

[lovecraft68]

Yes, but at 5.2 inches long and 4.6 in circumference I can giggle even more at writers who describe a 12 in schlong that the fair maiden can't get her hands around.

But don't forget...even though she can't get her hands around it, she can somehow miraculously deep throat it.

 

[AZMotherLover]

I suppose we could all write stories featuring 5 inch penises.

Back to the OP, the man in the news article should join the Large Penis Support Group.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

But don't forget...even though she can't get her hands around it, she can somehow miraculously deep throat it.

I've seen it go the other way, she cant get it in her mouth but her pussy swallows it whole.