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Each year the Washington Post's Style Invitational asks readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter and supply a new definition.
Here are this years winners:
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which only lasts until you realize that it was your money in the first place.
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself, for the specific purpose of getting laid.
Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease (this one got extra credit).
Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes, and it's like a serious bummer.
Glibido: All talk and no action.
Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come
at you rapidly.
And, the pick of the literature,
Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
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See if you can come up with any new ones!
Here are this years winners:
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which only lasts until you realize that it was your money in the first place.
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself, for the specific purpose of getting laid.
Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease (this one got extra credit).
Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes, and it's like a serious bummer.
Glibido: All talk and no action.
Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come
at you rapidly.
And, the pick of the literature,
Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
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See if you can come up with any new ones!
