Here it is..the best pickup line...ever.

Thoggy

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Ready?

Here it is:

"Excuse me, I hate to bother you, but my friend and I were having a bit of an argument and we thought you could settle it for us. He says that your eyes are blue but I say you are a complete and total slut."

Works..every...time.

Well, it made me laugh when I read it and I have used it to great effect on friends at parties..can't picture actually trying it on a girl, though I will give you $1 if you do it. Go on, I'm good for it.

The Thog

PS - I just had a second story accepted by Literotica! I am no longer a one-stroke monkey! Well, I am, but that is my own problem, not yours.
 
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