Here Horsey Horsey!

[carsonshepherd]

I miss my li'l horsey. Where are you, Black Shanglan? When are you coming home?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

I miss my li'l horsey. Where are you, Black Shanglan? When are you coming home?

I was wondering where he was. Did he go and get a life or something? Selfish bastard.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Left a thread in hopes the horsey would turn up tonight... should be anytime .... *lonely and pathetic*

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Left a thread in hopes the horsey would turn up tonight... should be anytime .... *lonely and pathetic*

Not pathetic. Loneliness is a bitch, but usually means it's worth the wait...and then some.



~lucky

 

[logophile]

I miss my li'l horsey. Where are you, Black Shanglan? When are you coming home?

You know, I'm new around here and even I've been missing the constant flirtation between the two of you! I hope he comes back soon, Carson.

 

[doormouse]

The glue factory called...

They have your horse

(okay, I'm in a really bratty mood lol)

Give up the beer or he's history

 

[logophile]

The glue factory called...

They have your horse

(okay, I'm in a really bratty mood lol)

Give up the beer or he's history

Yeouch! That's really cruel! Can you do that all the time, or is tonight a special occassion?

 

[doormouse]

Yeouch! That's really cruel! Can you do that all the time, or is tonight a special occassion?

Last I heard, the tail was tagged by someone who wanted a new ponytail... couldn't afford extensions.

 

[doormouse]

gotta run...

before you jump me, I was JOKING lol

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Hey yeah where IS he?

I'm flu-ey. Just noticed.

Hmph. Yeah like the alpaca said: Selfish bastard.

 

[Guest]

it has been very empty without the horse
we have carrots
we have sugar cubes
is this not sufficient?

i mean.... HONESTLY!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

it has been very empty without the horse
we have carrots
we have sugar cubes
is this not sufficient?

i mean.... HONESTLY!

Maybe he's waiting to be ridden hard and put up wet?

~lucky

 

[Guest]

Maybe he's waiting to be ridden hard and put up wet?

~lucky

thats harsh. i wouldnt want to be put away wet. i would want to be thoroughly used...unable to move...wrung out!

 

[carsonshepherd]

Re: Re: Here Horsey Horsey!

You know, I'm new around here and even I've been missing the constant flirtation between the two of you! I hope he comes back soon, Carson.

And when the horsey does come back, I've got my whip ready...

 

[lucky-E-leven]

thats harsh. i wouldnt want to be put away wet. i would want to be thoroughly used...unable to move...wrung out!

Liar!

~lucky

 

[Guest]

Liar!

~lucky

:blink:
no way jose`!
you know how i love it.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Give up the beer or he's history

Give up BEER? Screw that!

Sorry, horsey...

 

[lucky-E-leven]

:blink:
no way jose`!
you know how i love it.

Yes, my little addict, I know of your need to be wrung out, strung out and generally just laid out.



~lucky

 

[Guest]

LOL
i have an idea
we could open a lit micro-brewery.

that way we could all be very happily put away wet.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

LOL
i have an idea
we could open a lit micro-brewery.

that way we could all be very happily put away wet.

MAKE UP YOUR MIND, WOMAN!!!

~lucky

 

[Guest]

MAKE UP YOUR MIND, WOMAN!!!

~lucky

oh....the pressure....

i leave it to you to decide...

 

[Evil Alpaca]

MAKE UP YOUR MIND, WOMAN!!!

~lucky

Not likely, at least not in this century. I think I already mentioned that she's flighty.

(Grovel . . . . grovel . . . )

Maybe if we put a chip'n'dales dancer on a leash and tie him up in the woods, that would bring Shanglan out of hiding . . . or we might lose Carson . . . let me rethink this.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Not likely, at least not in this century. I think I already mentioned that she's flighty.

(Grovel . . . . grovel . . . )

Maybe if we put a chip'n'dales dancer on a leash and tie him up in the woods, that would bring Shanglan out of hiding . . . or we might lose Carson . . . let me rethink this.

LOL. You've never seen flighty married to focus the way they are in her.



You know... Shanglan was wanting the britches on carson's old AV to inch a little lower. Perhaps carson's not working his assets?

~lucky

 

[BlackShanglan]

Maybe he's waiting to be ridden hard and put up wet?

That's got to be it.

Originally posted by carsonshepherd
And when the horsey does come back, I've got my whip ready...

Or possibly that

Originally posted by Evil Alpaca
Maybe if we put a chip'n'dales dancer on a leash and tie him up in the woods, that would bring Shanglan out of hiding . . .

Now that IS irresistable


It's wonderfully nice to have been missed, and I thank you all for your kind thoughts and words. I was away at a relative's wedding this weekend, and what with the wedding taking place on another continent and all, I've been a touch busy. I had intended to post some sort of "I'll be back in a few days" comment, but it all seemed so egotistical that I dithered about it until my net died and took the choice from me.

On the plus side, it was a truly great wedding - once I'd met the bride's relations from Sligo, I had all the fun I could handle. Between them and the others, we had some genuinely amusing characters - a charming and voluble drunk with an owlish dedication to careful pronunciation, a handsome young doctor *well* aware of his standing with the ladies and aparerently on a mission to test this with all of them, a dashing best man who was made a Scottish lord at the reception, and a dinner at which we all had to accustom ourselves to the phrase "please pass the goose fat." And, of course, a slightly drunken horse. What more can one ask?

Shanglan

 

[minsue]

and a dinner at which we all had to accustom ourselves to the phrase "please pass the goose fat."

I'm not fat, I'm fluffy


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