Here have some freakin' Happiness Already

[Earthgoddess]

Good God People!!!!This board should be a happy-go-lucky Sodom and Gomorrah kinda spot-full of witty and unabashed flirting...I have been gone a good bit lately and come back to find all this mess.


Henceforth Earthgoddess Hereby Declares-
Welcome to all newbies, Hello and hugs all around to the oldies.
Come on folks we need a good old fashioned end of summer BBQ.
Let's put aside the evil that prevails currently and have a nice Literotica Block Party.
I'm bringing my triple chocolate ganache torte garnished with fresh raspberries and a bottle or 20 of my beloved's wonderful mead. Oh I also packed a penchant for oral sex and spankings,and that really good sour cream and onion soup dip...

 

[Wizard]

I'll get the pool ready.....................

 

[Earthgoddess]

Thank you Wizard-but I have heard about you and the pool thing-let's keep the water clean okay buddy? Here try some dip-or a spanking.

 

[Wizard]

For you I'll do that .......I get my snorkel and goggels and be good.....really I will , I promise.......

 

[Nicole]

End of Summer??? Well shit ours is only just starting.

Beer and BBQ's I'm in for that.

WIZ Move over baby, let me in the kiddie pool already.

Now who has the music???

WARNING :- in approximately two weeks we will all be complaining that the board is too damn happy.

Ah Well Fuck it I say. Lets have fun and happiness while we can.

Have fun

 

[CreamyLady]

I'll bring raspberries and whipped cream. Also a couple of crates of Sam Adams to shore up the mead . . .

 

[Wizard]

Boy you can see really well under the water with these goggles..........Never know what you may see...Hi CreamyLady and Nicole.......

 

[Earthgoddess]

Woo Hoo bring on the happiness-Wiz are you peeking into my,oh never mind. Thank you ever so Nicole-how's that new baby doing-any cousin jealousy yet?
MMM Creamy so good to see you-oohh raspeberries...wish I had had a better crop of mine,did the rain make your garden go bonkers too?

 

[Nicole]

No Jealousy yet, but she is still in the hospital with the little one. My son held him the other day and I was so proud of him, he looked gorgeous. Ahhhh you brought out my Mummy side

Okay now lets P.A.R.T.Y. *Taking top off* Umm ... are we stripping yet???

 

[Wizard]

<choking> Alright who droped a rasberry down my snorkel?.....Ya about killed me.....

 

[Skitten]

Party time on the board woo hoo! oh what fun summer is over and the kids are back in school. Hey, rasberries and whipped cream mmm lets all join in and have a good time everyone ready.

 

[Magic Merlin]

<choking> Alright who droped a rasberry down my snorkel?.....Ya about killed me.....

LMAO@ Wizard. Buddy, you kill me at time. And stop ripping Nicole's top off. You know how distracting that is to me.

Hi there Nikki, sweetheart! Whats this I hear about you getting a cyberhubby while I was gone? Sheesh, a guy leaves for a little while and my adorable Aussie goes off and gets cyber-hitched. Oh well, if its Slut-boy, I can't complain. He is a good guy.

Hi there Skitten and CreamyLady. I missed you both...

And hi to you Earthgoddess. Boy, I have really missed my favorite little 'niece'.

<Climbing diving board to Wizard's pool> Look out belowwwwwwwwww......

 

[Merelan]

Sweet Merlin. I missed you so. How about a hug?

 

[Earthgoddess]

Hugs to skitten!
dancing around to my own soundtrack-Sting's Desert Rose-woo hoo
Hugs Merlin-(((((((hugs))))))
So drinks all around-Wiz stop snorkling in the dessert.

 

[Magic Merlin]

Mystical Merelan.. Such the lovely woman...

Come here, let me give you a big hug.<<<<HUG>>>>

I missed you to, Merelan. Ooops, my dear, I think you dropped something over there by Wizard's pool...

 

[Wizard]

Awwwww Group Hug???????.......Hi MM hope vaction went well< walking over with flippers on and mask and snorkel>

 

[Naked Hunny]

OH OH PARTY!!!

Cmon on and party like its 19 oh shit!! its 2000 nevermind damn!!!

 

[Magic Merlin]

VAcation went great, Wizard....

<staring at Wiz in his snorkel, big flippers and goggles> Wizard, have you been transforming yourself again...I keep telling you, your kiddie pool isn't big enough to snorkel in.. What do you need all of that protective gear for?


Wait a minute.....Your not the one that filled the pool again are you??

 

[Merelan]

Here, let me help you with all that gear.
Have fun on the vacation Merlin? Bring me something special?

 

[Wizard]

Hey MM Girls look real good underwater with this mask .....

Naked Hunny that was the 80's thread it is over there...<pointing>.........

 

[Skitten]

MM welcome back we missed you sooo very much. Glad you are back and it time for the party. Group hug for everyone. But I don't know about that pool wizzie has been around it.
Hey guys its time for a blow out party c'mon. *Dancin* Oh! what fun.

 

[Merelan]

Oh oh Skitten. You used the word blow. Now every guy on the board will be over here in a minute.
Hope we have enough beer and cheese.

 

[Naked Hunny]

Ok Wizzie why does everyone always pick on me not my fault im a youngin sniffle sniffle someone hold me!!!!

 

[Skitten]

Uh oh Merlean I wasn't thinkin You are right though we better go get some more beer. You know all the guys will come to party now for sure *wink*.

 

[Magic Merlin]

Merelan, I did bring you something special. It was suggested to me by Hecate. Your very own, very soft black leather, skirt and cat'o'nine tails. She said you would know what to do with it. Said you and Skitten were going to schedule a training program with Wizard...

Of course, the real special something I brought back for you...well, we can discuss that later..

Hey Wizard, I even brought back something very special for you. Its in your garage..but I advise you to be very careful...Its alive, and somewhat big...And make sure your wearing your snorkeling gear when you go see what it is...

<hehehe, what he doesn't know is that I brought him back a very special bear for his very own. this bear has very amorous tendencies towards snorkelers....)

Yeah, its right there in your garage, buddy....