"Her loins screamed for him."

[shereads]

I can't stop laughing. It hurts.



I read this last night and every time I think about it, I lose another fifteen minutes of work. Talk about painting a picture with words. If you can find a less erotic phrase, post it here. My loins will applaud.

 

[Guest]

I can't stop laughing. It hurts.



I read this last night and every time I think about it, I lose another fifteen minutes of work. Talk about painting a picture with words. If you can find a less erotic phrase, post it here. My loins will applaud.

I'm so funny, I know.

 

[BlackSnake]

Yeah, funny until it has teeth

 

[sun_lover_61]

not hot? oh damn

Isn't that hot?

Damn, I am going to have re-write my entire collection now

Sun Lover 61

ps Oh except my masterpiece, "The woman with the talking cunt". Its quite integral there.

 

[LorriLove]

I can't stop laughing. It hurts.



I read this last night and every time I think about it, I lose another fifteen minutes of work. Talk about painting a picture with words. If you can find a less erotic phrase, post it here. My loins will applaud.

praps it was a misprint sher, and should read "lion's"

 

[Guest]

"Her loins grasped him like a vise."

"Her loins called his name breathlessly."

"Her loins roared with fire."

 

[Lisa Denton]

Her loins erupted like a volcano and hot lava sprayed out for miles in all directions, he knew this was a sign she was startin to get a little excited.

She grabbed his banana .

 

[Guest]

"Her loins gushed like an L.A. aqueduct in February 2005."

 

[Guest]

Her loins erupted like a volcano and hot lava sprayed out for miles in all directions, he knew this was a sign she was startin to get a little excited.

She grabbed his banana .

sicko
i love ya

 

[NoJo]

She was literally electrified by his touch.

 

[shereads]

praps it was a misprint sher, and should read "lion's"

I hadn't thought of that. Let me check....


< checking story; smiling; giggling; mustn't laugh anymore...can't...breath...>

BWAAAAAAAAA!!



Nope. No lions, Lorri. There's a lamp in the scene, and some lust, and I suspect that the woman's partner has some bellybutton lint. But the scream is definitely coming from her loins.

 

[Guest]

But the scream is definitely coming from her loins.

The Screaming Loins of the Pastor's daughter did me in at the Youth Group camping trip. Wonder where she is now?

Screaming Loins sounds like a pub's name Lou & Lewd might open.

 

[shereads]

"Her loins chased him through the streets of Minneapolis, begging for his love. Your Honor, this was a flagrant violation of the restraining order obtained by my client's throbbing manhood."

 

[Lisa Denton]

"Her loins chased him through the streets of Minneapolis, begging for his love. Your Honor, this was a flagrant violation of the restraining order obtained by my client's throbbing manhood."

Her loins throbbed for his screamin manhood?

 

[Guest]

"Her loins were like pork loins; moist and succulent."

 

[rgraham666]

To paraphrase a Simpson's character, 'there go the remaining shreds of my sexuality.'

 

[minsue]

To paraphrase a Simpson's character, 'there go the remaining shreds of my sexuality.'

Nice paraphrasing

 

[Lisa Denton]

"Her loins were like pork loins; moist and succulent."

Her loins was screamin "Please eat me, I'm almost done."

 

[shereads]

Her loins throbbed for his screamin manhood?

Her loins screamed for him. His manhood sighed, put down the TV Guide, and trudged down the dark hallway toward the gaping maw that was their bedroom.

It had a throbbing headache.

"What's taking you so long?" shrieked her loins.

Bitch. In that moment, his throbbing manhood would have given almost anything for a quiet moment alone with his hands.

She was naked, sprawled across the bed with her loins facing the door. At the sight of his angry prick, they cackled with glee.

That was when her breasts noticed him for the first time. Her breasts, so proud and aloof, had never responded to his erection before. Until now, when its head felt like it would burst, and he was about to miss Benny Hill.

Her breasts began to swell with arousal.

It was going to be a long night.

 

[rgraham666]

the gaping maw that was their bedroom.

I read this as "the gaping maw that was their boredom."

My mind is a strange and scary place.

 

[shereads]

I read this as "the gaping maw that was their boredom."

My mind is a strange and scary place.

So is their bedroom!
Did you hear that awful cackling?

 

[Guest]

"behold, this is what happens when Sher ovulates...it is an awesome thing to witness...note the slightly flaired nostrils...the way her skin glistens with dew...crikey! shes a bute!"

 

[Boota]

Her loins screamed for him.

Suddenly his penis twisted around and stared fearfully up at him with it's one good eye. "Don't make me go in there! Please! Vaginal ventriloquism freaks me out, man!"

 

[Guest]

My loins don't need to scream, but they've had lots of laughs. Sometimes they lose control and smirk. Too oft they sigh heavily in profound disappointment.

Perdita

 

[shereads]

Her loins screamed for him.

Suddenly his penis twisted around and stared fearfully up at him with it's one good eye. "Don't make me go in there! Please! Vaginal ventriloquism freaks me out, man!"

Dammit, now I'll laugh about this for the rest of the day. I have work to do.