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Her Breasts Bounced 135 Metres (400ft... ish)

So. A woman's breasts travel 135m for every mile jogged. That sort of statistic reminds me of an old Henny Youngman joke. (I don't what to hear about it if you do not know how Henny Youngman is.)

"A guy goes to the doctor and complains that his love life isn't very good. The doctor advises him to jog 10 miles a day for two weeks and then call him back. Two weeks later the guy calls and the doctor asks how's his love life. The guy replies, "I don't know. I'm 140 miles from home."

[drum rim shot inserted here.]
 
Dammit! I thought that it happened all at once. I had lined up a photographer and a news team. Then, I find out it is a cumulative thing. Could you be a bit more explicit in your titles? TIA.
 
In addition to the stress on the Cooper ligaments there is the stress and strain in men's connective tissue in their necks and eyes.

For every cm of breast movement there is between 1-5 mm of corresponding neck movement in the men within visual proximity... the nearer the breast, the greater the distance.

I need a neck bra... brace!
 
hmmm and to think I went without a bra most days. makes you think!
 
An old dairy farmer once told me: Cows and women shouldn't run, and for the same reason.
 
Who's this Cooper guy the ligament was named after?

I bet he had fun with his research!

Cop a feel in the name of Scientific Inquiry. ;)
 
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