Helpful Euphemisms...

[Que]

I hesitate to get Squickicific*, but I think some of the thread titles especially in The Fetish area could be a little more appealing sounding...

I mean- I have (for example) found pleasure in a (clean) heady "fragrance' of a woman...but....

"Do you love that pussy smell?" just doesn't give me a pleasant connotation redolent of meadows and sunshine.

There is almost no polite way to say to a person..."Hey I am not wanting to piss on your water-sports parade, but the WAY you express it is pretty squicktacular."

A fan of the hirsute? Great!...getcha some Birkenstocks, Some ganja, a big bag of granola and celebrate enjoying an "all natural girl." Expressed that way, I kinda wanna frolic through the underbrush...

Talk to me about "Hairy Pussies" and I think Maine Coon Cats and ~hack couch hack...hairball~

Sometimes I wonder if like flashers the ACTUAL fetish is "shocking" others about what it is that you do, rather than the practice it self..

If the underlying urge is actually a humiliation kink, great...I have no problem calling you an less than healthy sonuva canine, if need be.

Your feelings may vary...this might be my repressive upbringing or else several hunnert' years of documented Puritanical roots rearing it's ugly head.

*hat tip, Emerson40.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Consider these two sentences:

1. I would love to slide inside of you, make love to you and finish inside of you.

2. I want to fuck your cockwallet with my veiny bangstick and spray your insides with my man juice.

Those both say essentially the same thing. However, they also say something completely different.

When a guy says "I want to smell your pussy", it's more animalistic. It's not really appropriate to say that you want to sniff her flower.

I'm not saying it's right or wrong to wish for less filth. Personally I am cleaner than the pope, so vaginas and boobies are taboo for me. But I think when someone is starting a thread about the smell of vagina or her love for wee in the face, there's a pretty distinct desperation and primal tone to it.

It's kind of like when you watch one of those movies like Reservoir Dogs on network television. Calling someone a rocksucking mothertrucker denotes the same thing in your mind, but certainly leaves you wishing they'd have left it alone.

Just my two Zimbabwean cents.

 

[Que]

Consider these two sentences:

1. I would love to slide inside of you, make love to you and finish inside of you.

2. I want to fuck your cockwallet with my veiny bangstick and spray your insides with my man juice.

Those both say essentially the same thing. However, they also say something completely different.

When a guy says "I want to smell your pussy", it's more animalistic. It's not really appropriate to say that you want to sniff her flower.

I'm not saying it's right or wrong to wish for less filth. Personally I am cleaner than the pope, so vaginas and boobies are taboo for me. But I think when someone is starting a thread about the smell of vagina or her love for wee in the face, there's a pretty distinct desperation and primal tone to it.

It's kind of like when you watch one of those movies like Reservoir Dogs on network television. Calling someone a rocksucking mothertrucker denotes the same thing in your mind, but certainly leaves you wishing they'd have left it alone.

Just my two Zimbabwean cents.

I think you might be right, and my wish to not get splashed by the cannonballs as I dip my toe in the pool is a bit unrealistic.

As a voyeur, I enjoy the opportunity to peek behind the curtain of other kinkster's practices...perhaps if I can't handle the vernacular of a fetish, I probably should pick another window.

It might be the vestiges of repression, too.

It's weird sometimes when there are words I find unappealing when the thing it describes is not. For example, I have no idea why but for some reason I think a redhead looks better with some evidence that she IS a redhead. Yet tell me she has a great 'muff' and I squick.