Help!

[Guest]

Never mind.

 

[duckiesmut]

Darn. And I wanted to help, too.

Oh well.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

 

[Guest]

Thanks duckie - I just need new specs.

Stop giggling Lauren!

 

[flyguy69]

Never mind.

Good God, Tess; I don't know what kind of help you sought, but with that AV count me in!

 

[WickedEve]

Help!

I use a water based lube and I keep spare batteries by the bed. If it makes a funny noise, worse than usual, slap it on the headboard a few times and that usually clears things up.

 

[Angeline]

Never mind.

You did this so we'd see your new av, right?

 

[flyguy69]

Re: Re: Help!

I use a water based lube and I keep spare batteries by the bed. If it makes a funny noise, worse than usual, slap it on the headboard a few times and that usually clears things up.

How do you explain the bruises on his forehead the next day?

 

[My Erotic Tale]

wolf?

is this crying wolf,
I'd help ya triss, honest, just call
out a few morte times next time <grin>
or was this a test of the emergency triss
broad cast system ... (~_*)

 

[WickedEve]

Re: Re: Re: Help!

How do you explain the bruises on his forehead the next day?

oh god... stop it. I hurt myself laughing. lol You should see the images in my head of that little scene.

 

[flyguy69]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Help!

oh god... stop it. I hurt myself laughing. lol You should see the images in my head of that little scene.

Soooo... when you say "stop it" you mean "keep going", right? Like "Strap me down and tell me jokes till my ribs hurt", right? "Spank my ass with a punchline till it shines like a whorehouse lampost", isn't that what you want?

I'm just trying to figure this whole D/s BDSM thing out.

 

[WickedEve]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Help!

Soooo... when you say "stop it" you mean "keep going", right? Like "Strap me down and tell me jokes till my ribs hurt", right? "Spank my ass with a punchline till it shines like a whorehouse lampost", isn't that what you want?

I'm just trying to figure this whole D/s BDSM thing out.

LOL

 

[flyguy69]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Help!

LOL

And how did this, a thread that began with Tess' magnificent breast (or lips; both nice) and even featured a daisy tucked into Angeline's cleavage and Lauren's ill-behaved bra, become a thread about you?

 

[WickedEve]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Help!

And how did this, a thread that began with Tess' magnificent breast (or lips; both nice) and even featured a daisy tucked into Angeline's cleavage and Lauren's ill-behaved bra, become a thread about you?

It's not my fault. It just happens.

 

[sandspike]

imaginations daughter.....

what an AV and the title you use is perfect. If men had more
tenderness that could be my face and your....Hey! That was is and always be a cool AV.

 

[Angeline]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Help!

And how did this, a thread that began with Tess' magnificent breast (or lips; both nice) and even featured a daisy tucked into Angeline's cleavage and Lauren's ill-behaved bra, become a thread about you?

I'm dreaming of springtime. The daisy helps me remember. It's like a string around your finger, sort of.

 

[Guest]

OK - Thanks for all the offers of help and the AV compliments. I went to submit and saw the usual link had gone. I panicked as I often do and came here to wail.

Then I saw the re-configured "Submit" link and ran back to hide my idiocy.

OK! I'm an idiot. Spank me!

 

[flyguy69]

OK - Thanks for all the offers of help and the AV compliments. I went to submit and saw the usual link had gone. I panicked as I often do and came here to wail.

Then I saw the re-configured "Submit" link and ran back to hide my idiocy.

OK! I'm an idiot. Spank me!

You ask so much of us, Tess. Well, alright; drop your pants and bend over.

 

[Guest]

You ask so much of us, Tess. Well, alright; drop your pants and bend over.

It's a good thing I know how to submit now!

*bending*

 

[flyguy69]

It's a good thing I know how to submit now!

*bending*

Here's one for anal sex week:
    SPANK!
Here's one for unzipped jeans week:
    SPANK!
Here's one for lesbian breast play week:
    SPANK!
Here's one for that tight white heartbreaker av:
    SPANK!
Here's one for that smile on your face:
    SPANK!
Here's one for ... that poem about puking:
    SPANK!

 

[Guest]

Here's one for anal sex week:
    SPANK!
Here's one for unzipped jeans week:
    SPANK!
Here's one for lesbian breast play week:
    SPANK!
Here's one for that tight white heartbreaker av:
    SPANK!
Here's one for that smile on your face:
    SPANK!
Here's one for ... that poem about puking:
    SPANK!

Blushing at both ends.

 

[flyguy69]

Blushing at both ends.

My hand smarts, too. How long is your list of transgressions?

Your sig line reminds me of that Semisonic song "Closing Time"; Every new beginning come from some other beginning's end.

 

[Guest]

My hand smarts, too. How long is your list of transgressions?

Your sig line reminds me of that Semisonic song "Closing Time"; Every new beginning come from some other beginning's end.

Hey! That's right! I took it from the book I'm reading at present - one of them.

 

[Remec]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Help!

And how did this, a thread that began with Tess' magnificent breast (or lips; both nice) and even featured a daisy tucked into Angeline's cleavage and Lauren's ill-behaved bra, become a thread about you?

Ain'tcha learned?
When ya come right down to it, it's all about Eve.

<EG>
<wink>