HELP!!

[Naked Hunny]

Its almost 6 am and im wide awake and bored out of my mind!! What to do? What to do??

 

[Lasher]

You can never go wrong with masturbation!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Whooohooooo Lasher has the right idea...run with hunny!

 

[Naked Hunny]

Believe it or not ive already done that twice tonite ok i know im depressing but with all the crap with my fiance and I breaking it off this week i just dont feel like putting up with any men or women ill stick to my vibrator for a bit. Which reminds me i need to add batteries to the grocery list.

 

[Roland Gilliad]

im up too hunny. i havent slept in 3 days. im running on coffie, pepsi, pizza, chinese, and white castle. (For that steam grilled taste yummi) you can pass the time with one or more of the following methods.
Masturbate
eat
play video games
post here alot
eat
find an early morning arcade
eat
go outside with all the other insomniacs in your neighborhood and play kick the can
ect ect ect
eat eat eat

 

[Lovely Latina]

You can never go wrong with masturbation!

Two words:

Paul Reubens

 

[Naked Hunny]

Ok why did you have to bring up PeeWee Herman i mean hell i grew up on that show and then when i was i think i was 13 when he got busted masturbating at that theatre. i miss peewee ill have to buy the videos for my daughter

 

[KillerMuffin]

LOL!!! Lovely L ya'll made me laugh so hard my dog woke up n bit me. Paul Reubens... hehehehehehehhehehh

 

[Lasher]

I'm washing my hands of this.......

You can never go wrong with masturbation!

Two words:

Paul Reubens

I guess you just know more about masturbation than I do, LL.... (Never thought I'd say that to anyone *AHEM*).

 

[Naked Hunny]

Well i found something to eat

Isnt leftover chinese godsent?

 

[Roland Gilliad]

Sure is!
::Munches on left over egg foo young , sweet and sour chicken and lots of rice all fried up in a pan with soysauce , and some oyster sauce mixed in

 

[KillerMuffin]

Leftover chinese..... Now I'm drooling. All I have is some pokemon poptarts handy. I still haven't figured out how they got into my house because I didn't buy them.

 

[Roland Gilliad]

Sure you didnt im sure theyre not yours

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'm innocent! You have to believe me Roland, I'm innocent I tell ya. I didn't do it. I never had anything to do with those poptarts. I swear I didn't. I'm innocent. Nobody saw anything and you can't prove it! Thats my story and I'm stickin to it.

 

[Naked Hunny]

yup sorry just over here munching on my sesame chicken and egg rolls i musta been starving when i ordered this because i ordered 4 egg rolls

 

[Roland Gilliad]

Dont deny it! we saw you enter the sto! we saw you exit with a nondescript brown bag! we saw you put them on your shelves! we have the video tapes to prove it! so confess or face the wrath of..The Bagle Gun!!!!!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

I CONFESS!!!!! I DID IT!!!!! IN THE LIBRARY WITH THE LEAD PIPE AND MISS SCARLETT!!!!!! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPERS NEVER YOU HEAR ME!!!

::brandishes thompson machine bagel gun and laughs maniacally::

 

[Roland Gilliad]

thats pathetic. This is a weapon
::Brings out BfBg 10K (Big Fucking Bagel Gun 10000)::

::laughs more maniacly:::

 

[KillerMuffin]

:stares at roland in utterly astounded awe:

Wow! You're my BB hero... WoW!!

:vows to follow Roland around everywhere until a bagel phaser gun might become available:

 

[Naked Hunny]

OK what the hell is going on i mean im talking to Jeff on im I come back and you people are doing something with bagel guns and all it is doing is making me want a bagel with Philly pineapple cream cheese.

 

[ShyGuy68]

You can never go wrong with masturbation!

Two words:

Paul Reubens

Ok I'm lost here, somebody fill me in please???


ShyGuy

 

[Naked Hunny]

what are you lost about? do you not know who Paul Reubens is?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Hey Nekkie

Do you ever sleep Hunny? Is there any chinese left? I'm still hungry and the dog stole my pokemon poptarts. I think Roland planted them at my house so I would look like the guilty party.

 

[Naked Hunny]

actually no i havent slept yet and i yup i have chinese left i always have chinese left!!! its because i want it all!! OH ya and a friend of mine visited the board and asked how big Handy smurfs dick was??

 

[KillerMuffin]

I don't suck and tell. It was |--| this big. I don't think he got his name Handy by building things, if you get my drift.

Paul Ruebens aka PeeWee Herman was caught masturbating in a triple X theatre at the height of his career as a children's television show star. End of career. It was pretty pathetic really, he's an adult, he wasn't taping a show. So, masturbating is good, unless you're Paul Ruebe