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[desperateforanyting]

I am 45, horny as hell constantly, and I've become pretty kinky lately. My husband is not that kinky, and never seems to be in the mood. He never plans anything. We've been married 27 years, so I won't cheat. For years now, we smoke a bit to relax before sex, my brain has associated it with sex and I get extremely horney. I used to be a prude, but over the years he converted me and then I went beyong what he was into. I think he would get into it, if I set it up. I keep trying to get it in his head to force me to give him a blow job after smoking. I need someting in my mouth and it's the best feeling. He has knee issues, so I even bought a swing, but he says it wouldn't work and won't try. Help me please. I can't seem to get satisfied.

 

[bronzeage]

Post some naked pics and I'll see what I can do.

 

[shewantsmore]

I am 45, horny as hell constantly, and I've become pretty kinky lately. My husband is not that kinky, and never seems to be in the mood. He never plans anything. We've been married 27 years, so I won't cheat. For years now, we smoke a bit to relax before sex, my brain has associated it with sex and I get extremely horney. I used to be a prude, but over the years he converted me and then I went beyong what he was into. I think he would get into it, if I set it up. I keep trying to get it in his head to force me to give him a blow job after smoking. I need someting in my mouth and it's the best feeling. He has knee issues, so I even bought a swing, but he says it wouldn't work and won't try. Help me please. I can't seem to get satisfied.

If hes not in the mood or wont experiment or wont even try something new he wont start now sorry

 

[Noor]

what do his knee issues have to do with it?

 

[doctor_insanus]

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[desperateforanyting]

He has a lot of pain, and many positions are out now. A swing was recommended, but he's not too excited to try it out. I know he probably won't change, but what can I do? I'm so frustrated.

 

[Debbie]

Send him a link to this thread.

Or write him a sexxxy story.

 

[pensivepoet]

Have you tried politics? A lot of people seem to find it a good substitute.

 

[Noor]

He has a lot of pain, and many positions are out now. A swing was recommended, but he's not too excited to try it out. I know he probably won't change, but what can I do? I'm so frustrated.

You can give a blow job in any number of positions...

 

[OjosMojo]

He has a lot of pain, and many positions are out now. A swing was recommended, but he's not too excited to try it out. I know he probably won't change, but what can I do? I'm so frustrated.

Buy a crate of Ding Dongs and be thankful, as the wanton harlot you obviously are, you're not out frustratingly working the corners of Ramadi tonight.