Help with German sizes

[BlackSnake]

If a bra size in German is D5 what would that translate to in US. I couldn't seem to find a suitable conversion. All I found was German bra sizes like 70, 75, 80, 85

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Herr BlackSnake,

Deutsche Büstenhalter-Größen sind wunderbar!

Ich bin eine Größe 85.

Brit–Ger
32 – 70
34 – 75
36 – 80
38 – 85
40 – 90
42 – 95

I think the "D" should refer to the cup size, but if D5 equals DDDDD .... Omigod!

 

[BlackSnake]

Herr BlackSnake,

Deutsche Büstenhalter-Größen sind wunderbar!

Ich bin eine Größe 85.



I think the "D" should refer to the cup size, but if D5 equals DDDDD .... Omigod!

I don't know, I'm just trying to figure it out.

The description I got was fat. It easy to figure out 168cm = 5'5", 85kg = 187lbs, but the d5 bust has me stumped.

 

[BlackSnake]

I don't know, I'm just trying to figure it out.

The description I got was fat. It easy to figure out 168cm = 5'5", 85kg = 187lbs, but the d5 bust has me stumped.

Can anyone else help?

 

[Guest]

Gimme a minute, I'll be right back... Just phoning a friend - seriously!

Lou

 

[Guest]

Ok, got it (he was very informative ). A German bra, stated as D5 equates to a 38D in the USA.

(1=30, 2=32, 3=34, 4=36, 5=38, 6=40, 7=42 and 8=44. The cup sizes are the same for A, B, C and D, but a DD=E, a DDD=F and an F=G).

Lou

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Thank God THAT’S been cleared up!

The thought of some Brunehilde vamping around Düsseldorf in a quintuple-D brasserie was beginning to give me an inferiority complex.

 

[Guest]

Quite!

Oh, and thanks for the scary imagery.

Lou

 

[SnoopDog]

You guys seem to know more about german bra sizes than I do, lol.

Snoopy

 

[SnoopDog]

You guys seem to know more about german bra sizes than I do, lol

Snoopy

 

[Guest]

I heard you the first time.

It was a male friend of mine who informed me. (He lived in Germany with his girlfriend for a year. )

Lou

 

[SnoopDog]

I thought you said 'You can say that again'

Lou-li-Lou-li-Lou-
shoob-shooby-doo.
Man, your name just makes me sing.

So why did they leave germany after a year? And where did they live?

Snoopy

 

[BlackSnake]

Ok, got it (he was very informative ). A German bra, stated as D5 equates to a 38D in the USA.

(1=30, 2=32, 3=34, 4=36, 5=38, 6=40, 7=42 and 8=44. The cup sizes are the same for A, B, C and D, but a DD=E, a DDD=F and an F=G).

Lou

Thanks!

Sometime, women just blow me away with that "I'm fat" stuff. Now, being 5'5" tall is not short and it would put the top of her head at my eye level. Having 38D's, now that's a really nice size. I love my babe's 34C's....more than a hand full. Being 187lbs depends on the body the body shape.

She could be a body builder....imagine that, or just be big boned. Unless her head weights 70lbs, she can't be a ball.

187lbs is not enough weight to hide 38D's. Hell, I'm only 20lbs lighter and I could turn sideways and disappear be it not for the snake...

 

[Guest]

I thought you said 'You can say that again'

Lou-li-Lou-li-Lou-
shoob-shooby-doo.
Man, your name just makes me sing.

So why did they leave germany after a year? And where did they live?

Snoopy

Getting worried now...

Nah, not really, you're too cute to be a crazy.

Oh, and he left Germany cos he split up with his girlfriend. But, he moved back to the UK and I helped him out (no, not like that! Well, there might've been just once. ). Ahem, anyway, yes, as I was saying, I helped him find a new girlfriend. He's now happier than ever and she's moved in with him.

First of all he lived in Düsseldorf, then they moved to Frankfurt.

(I hope he doesn't read all of this, he has a habit of following me around the 'net.) Sawry, G!

EEK!

Lou

 

[Guest]

Thanks!

Sometime, women just blow me away with that "I'm fat" stuff. Now, being 5'5" tall is not short and it would put the top of her head at my eye level. Having 38D's, now that's a really nice size. I love my babe's 34C's....more than a hand full. Being 187lbs depends on the body the body shape.

She could be a body builder....imagine that, or just be big boned. Unless her head weights 70lbs, she can't be a ball.

187lbs is not enough weight to hide 38D's. Hell, I'm only 20lbs lighter and I could turn sideways and disappear be it not for the snake...

My pleasure, Snake.

I'm VERY glad you don't think a size 38 is big.

Shame I'm not a D cup, though.

I am 5'9" and do weigh 175lbs, though! But, I am very much in proportion. Just wish I had bigger tits.

Lou

 

[SnoopDog]

Getting worried now...

Nah, not really, you're too cute to be a crazy.

Oh, and he left Germany cos he split up with his girlfriend. But, he moved back to the UK and I helped him out (no, not like that! Well, there might've been just once. ). Ahem, anyway, yes, as I was saying, I helped him find a new girlfriend. He's now happier than ever and she's moved in with him.

First of all he lived in Düsseldorf, then they moved to Frankfurt.

(I hope he doesn't read all of this, he has a habit of following me around the 'net.) Sawry, G!

EEK!

Lou

'no, not like that! Well, there might've been just once. )'
LOL, that was just sweet.

It's good to read that you helped him become a happy man. Good job. I know you are a person to do so.
Well, if he lived in Düsseldorf and Frankfurt he has seen the better sites of germany I guess.

Snoopy

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm feeling rather boobalicious now!!!

 

[Guest]

I'm feeling rather boobalicious now!!!

You've got big tits, as well as all your other fabulous qualities???

Ooooh, Mama!

Lou

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

"I must. I must. I must increase . . ."

 

[lucky-E-leven]

You've got big tits, as well as all your other fabulous qualities???

Ooooh, Mama!

Lou

Damn Right!

~lucky

 

[minsue]

"I must. I must. I must increase . . ."

Crap! Now I'll have Lords of Acid going though my head all night!!!

I Must Increase My Bust
- Lords of Acid

I must, I must, I must increase my bust (x4)

I got to admit I'm obsessed by tits
I had this problem since I was a kid
I used to look up to my auntie Marie
'cause she had big tits hanging down to her knees
Her nipples were poking right out of her gown
If boobs gave you wings she'd be flying around
As I grew older I made up my mind
I'd get me the biggest ones I could find

I must, I must, I must increase my bust (x4)

My ass just got bigger, my boobs stayed the same
I had to do something 'cause I was ashamed
I filled up my bra with mellons and see
I looked like a fagot, a vamp in 3d.
The trick with the mellons, a shot in the eye
Not long did I wait to catch the first guy
But offcourse I forgot that mellons do rot
I smelled like garbage, shit warmed up

I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I got a new plan the idea is real cool
I decided to go to a gymnastic school
there I found out that I'm not alone
Suffering from this flatchested syndrom
So when I wake up or go into bed
I remember the wise words that my teacher said
If you want your man to drown in your lust
You must, you must increase your bust

I must, I must, I must increase my bust


- Mindy, who copied this from a lyric site and is too lazy to fix all of the spelling errors

 

[snooper]

... The thought of some Brunehilde vamping around Düsseldorf in a quintuple-D brasserie ...

Where else would Brunhilde eat but a huge brasserie?

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Just a note on cup size beyond D. I think most of you know that Cup size represents a diferential. A measurement around the chest below the breasts gives band size, a measurement around the breasts gives a differential. 1 inch=A, 2=b etc.

Most manufaturers in the U.S. stop at D, going to DD rather than E. That's because they found in research women were embarassed by an E, but less so by a DD.

So our valkerie running around with a quintuple D is essentlially wearing an I cup. That is her breasts are nine inches difference from her chest. So she had better not be running too much or she risks blacked eyes and knocking herself out

-Colly

 

[destinie21]

Hmmm I'm a 38 D although 40 is more comfortable so maybe I'm a 40. I wish I was smaller

Colly you crack me up with the imagery

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Lucky and Lou, my breasts thank you!