Help with a story!!!

[pheonix0017]

I'm starting a story featuring multiple celebrities. Here's my list so far:
Emilia Clarke
Alexandra Daddario
Sophie Turner
Bella Thorne
Zoe Kravitz
Gal Gadot
Chloe Grace Moretz
Shay Mitchell
And Maggie Q
Any other suggestions? Feel free to leave as long as you'd like.

 

[Hypoxia]

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I have not heard of any of them.

 

[Blind_Justice]

Gee, I wonder what will happen in that story. Will they find a cure for cancer?

 

[Hypoxia]

Gee, I wonder what will happen in that story. Will they find a cure for cancer?

Or are they a team of international assassins masquerading as a traveling elite pr0n troupe?

 

[Kimikimidoll]

Sophie Turner is one I recognize vaguely.
You know the saying, too many cooks spoil the broth?
Ocean's Twelve was terrible?
It might turn out to be that.

Edit: Oh it's HERRRRRR!

 

[Blind_Justice]

Or are they a team of international assassins masquerading as a traveling elite pr0n troupe?

Well, the OP asked for additional celebs. Here are two.

- John Cena
- Gene Simmons

 

[SamScribble]

I would like to nominate
- Laurence Olivier and
- Nellie Melba

 

[Blind_Justice]

It has to have Morgan Freeman in there too. No Morgan Freeman, no good.

 

[Jenny17]

... and of course Brad Pitt and George Clooney. Perhaps Sheldon Cooper.

 

[CoffeeWithMonkeys]

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I have not heard of any of them.

Me either, but I am pretty clueless to pop culture.

You should add Bill Murray.

 

[Dream_Operator]

And a chubby guy with a beard -- for comedy relief.

 

[Handley_Page]

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I have not heard of any of them.

Neither have I.

Gee, I wonder what will happen in that story. Will they find a cure for cancer?

No, they form a choir and go around Hospitals and the like giving concerts; especially for Christmas and Thanksgiving.

 

[Hypoxia]

Being a suffering political junkie, I'd substitute prominent pro-GOP sluts for those unknown (to me) celeb-ettes. Make it a time-warp piece so they're all in prime age and sensuality. Hey, throw in a bunch of Demo sluts too. And a few anarchists. But they all need to shave their legs.

 

[Jenny17]

.... And a few anarchists. But they all need to shave their legs.

Excellent idea. This could perhaps be the key plot of the story

 

[SamScribble]

Oh, and maybe Bix Beiderbecke and Sydney Harbour-Bridge.

 

[Bramblethorn]

Don't forget Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart, and Tilda Swinton.

 

[Hypoxia]

Oh, and maybe Bix Beiderbecke and Sydney Harbour-Bridge.

I thought to meself, "Self, we need a studly version." So yeah, a list of studly celebs. But then I asked meself, "Self, ain't we leaving someone out?" Yeah, classical celeb couples. Adam West and Mae. Clark Grable and Betty. John Wilkes Booth and Shirley. Cotton Mather and Jerry (the Beaver). Donald Tromp and Ivanka. Hulk Hogan and the Colonel. Michael Palin and Sarah. Et fucking cetera.

 

[Dream_Operator]

I'm starting a story featuring multiple celebrities. Here's my list so far:
Emilia Clarke
Alexandra Daddario
Sophie Turner
Bella Thorne
Zoe Kravitz
Gal Gadot
Chloe Grace Moretz
Shay Mitchell
And Maggie Q
Any other suggestions? Feel free to leave as long as you'd like.

The first and the third on the list are Game of Thrones actresses. Chloe Grace Moretz was Hit Girl in the movie Kick Ass and starred in the Carrie remake. And I'm guessing Zoe Kravitz is Lenny's daughter.

That's four out of nine. Is that enough to break into my happy dance?

 

[sr71plt]

I would like to nominate
- Laurence Olivier and
- Nellie Melba

No, no.
Lawrence Welk
Melba Toast

 

[Hypoxia]

No, no.
Lawrence Welk
Melba Toast

When I was a Hollyweird street vendor, one of my regular customers drove up in a candy-apple metalflake green Hemi-Cuda with tall spoiler fin and gold-spoke wheels. Written in gold script on the door: Lawrence Welk. The blackened window dropped enough for a hand to emerge with money for my product. True story.

 

[SamScribble]

No, no.
Lawrence Welk
Melba Toast

That'll be Dame Melba Toast, Pilot.

 

[EverLux]

It has to have Morgan Freeman in there too. No Morgan Freeman, no good.

And he stars as the voice of God.

 

[Blind_Justice]

You know what? If the author can actually salvage the clusterfuck we heaped upon his plate, I might be tempted to read it. But probably it will end up as another wish-fulfillment harem strokefest.

 

[StrangeTamer]

Well some of my first choices would be
Sophie Howard
Angelina Jolie
Hayden Winters
Kari Byron

To add to the clusterfuck part of me would like to see him work in Michael Myers, Jeffrey Dahmer and maybe Freddy Krueger to break it up a bit.

 

[ElectricBlue]

I did wonder how this thread would run, what with the OP just joined Lit, and this their very first post.

I'm thinking, not very helpful.... Hint to pheonix - write your own characters, might be more convincing.

I guess we'll wait and see. Something or nothing will come of it.