Help Wanted for a new Adults Only eatery’s serving staff

[RJMiller]

A new restaurant is about to open that will cater exclusively to Adults, no one under the age of 18 will be admitted.

We are seeking attractive women and men to be servers in this Adults Only environment.

If you are interested, applications are being taken from 7PM to 10PM for the next week (story time) at 3245-Commercial Drive. It is suggested that applicants wear what they would consider appropriate for a position in an Adults Only establishment when applying.

Call 555-3953 to set an appointment for applying and the interview. So you may plan accordingly, it should take approximately an hour to an hour and a half.

Do bring your sense of adventure and sense of humor when applying, both are job requirements.

RJMiller and PhoenixP, Proprietors & Managers

 

[prometheus 2]

cool idea guys I would like to be a French Chef, if you need one. Do I ooc: post here or do a pm.

 

[landiek]

Meri Jo

Count me in using Cheyenna's info on looks okay
copy and post if need be, as a waitress... ( is this a topless job?)

 

[RJMiller]

Thanks

OK both of you are in, potentially at least.

We are as of now conducting interviews for the cooks, or waitresses. PPrime and I will be holding the interviews so please sign up for an interview spot. I've already given LilAshley the first spot (pre-posting this srp). PPrime and I will be taking prometheus next and then landiek, since that was the order in which you posted.

This thread is intended to get the hiring out of the way, we will post the grand opening of our place after we have sufficient staff. Then our customers are welcome to come in. As far as your questions about attire and any other ones you may have, they will be answered in the interviewing process.

So as soon as PPrime will join me in our headquarters office we will be seeing the first interviewee, LilAshley.

If you have any other questions feel free to PM myself or PPrime, we will clear things up for you. Thanks

RJ

 

[CheerWarren]

PP01 and I talked about this and it looks very interesting. I guess I'll sign up for the 4th spot then, as a female waitress.

 

[PhoenixPrime01]

Welcome to the first 3 applicants. Now it'll take a bit of time coordination between RJ and I for the interviews.
landic, that description will be fine and just a copy and paste when you show for the interview is great.
Be sure when you come for your "interviews" to wear, or bring to change into, what you'd feel appropriate for an Adults Only establishment. No other hints on attire will be given. *wicked lil grin*

 

[mya]

Lucy...on the job hunt (again!)

Lucy read the ad twice. A new restaurant is about to open that will cater exclusively to Adults, no one under the age of 18 will be admitted. We are seeking attractive women and men to be servers in this Adults Only environment. If you are interested, applications are being taken from 7PM to 10PM for the next week at 3245-Commercial Drive. Call 555-3953 to set an appointment for applying and the interview.

Lucy’s palm idly stroked the little Pekinese that lay in her lap as she talked to it. “Now that’s a job I CAN do Fifi!” The little dog with the enormous red bow in her hair looked up Lucy as though doubting it. “Hey! It was an accident. Any one could have lost control of the Hoover and had it attach itself to Mr. Wimple’s little limp wee wee.” Mr. Wimple had been a comatose patient in the hospital where Lucy had previously worked (abet only very briefly) as a cleaner. “And besides,” she continued as she shook her finger at the dog, “they buried him with a huge smile on his face. You’d think his family could have thanked me for making sure he left this world happy. But NOOOOOOO…they had to go and file that stupid law suit. Some people have no class!”

Lucy picked up the phone and her long red fingernails carefully dialed the number, “5….5…5……..3…9…5…3.” The phone began to ring in her ear. “Wish me luck Fifi.” She placed a solid kiss on the little pooch's lips, transferring her own red lipstick to the dog’s just as the answering machine picked up the call. As the beep rang out, Lucy started her message, “Ummmm, yes. Hello.” She let out a schoolgirl giggle. “Hi, I’m errrrrr…I’m Lucy. I'm 23. I saw your ad. You know, your ad in the paper. The one for attractive women. I’m attractive. Well, I’m not ugly if that’s what you mean. And I can serve really, really well. Well, fairly well. Well, I’m sure I won’t drop any hot soup on any one or anything like that. There was just that one time I dropped fruit salad in Mr. Wigglesworth’s lap, but that’s cause it had a spider in it. It wasn’t my fault. Anyways, I’m interested in any position you might wish to offer me. I’m good at different positions. Please call me for an interview any time.” She hung up the phone, sure she’d found herself a new job. All she had to do was wait for them to call her back.

She picked up the phone and called the number again. "Ummm hi. Me again. I forgot to leave you my number. It's 555-8487. That's 555-TITS." She paused to giggle again. "Isn't that cute. I mean 555-TITS. My boyfriend figured that out." Another giggle. "Oh yeah, I almost forgot. It's me, Lucy calling again. Call me."

 

[PhoenixPrime01]

PhoenixPrime:

'I can't believe anyone is that ditzy,' I think checking the recorder.

I dial 555-TITS and wait to see if it's answered.

 

[mya]

Lucy

Lucy looks at the ringing phone. “Ohhhhhhh Fifi. Could it be them? Well it would never do to pick it up on the first ring.” The phone rings two more times. “How long should a girl wait to answer the phone? Three rings, maybe four?” she asked the silent dog. Finally after the fifth ring, Lucy clears her throat, lowers her voice, then picks up the phone and answers in a very deep voice, “Hell-ooooo.”

 

[PhoenixPrime01]

PhoenixP:

"Hello is this Lucy? Did you just call about a job?"

 

[mya]

Lucy's voice jumped three octaves to it's normal high pitched squeal. "Yes, yes, yes. This is her....she....me. I'm Lucy! I did call you for a job. Well I called 555-3953. Are you at 555-3953? If you are, I'm the one!" She rambled on faster than a speeding bullet.

 

[PhoenixPrime01]

PhoenixP:

"This is Phoenix. You'll be the 5th appointment for an interview. Do remember to bring your sense of humor and dress or bring a change of clothing to dress as you think appropriate for an Adults Only establishment."

 

[mya]

As he introduced himself and gave her an appointment for a job, she jumped up and down with excitement in her seat on the sofa. Her boobs bounced, the dog bounced, and she continued on. "Pheonix--as in the bird from the fire?" Instantly she regretted even mentioning the word fire when someone was calling her for a job interview. "Kewl. Thanks Pheonix. I'll be there...and dressed. Well dressed right for an adult club."

 

[PhoenixPrime01]

PhoenixP:

Laughing, "Yep, just like the bird of fire. Good and there is a changing room if you'd rather change here before the interview Lucy."

 

[mya]

"I'll keep that in mind. I'll get my 'tail' down there for the interview, then change in your dressing room before 'hopping' to it!"

Lucy giggled again, enjoying her own private puns...sure he'd never catch her second meaning even though they were so obvious, that they'd probably already hit him between the eyes.

"If there's anything you need before the interview, don't be afraid to call me earlier. I'm ah....between jobs at the moment." Just then Lucy remembered the incident at the gas station where she'd pumped gas for a couple of days. She'd only been trying to add some womanly touches to the place when she'd put those votive candles on the ugly pumps. Luckily she'd escaped without even singeing a single hair on her head. And those firemen had been easy on the eyes too. “Ummmm Mr. Pheonix?”

“Yes?”

“These positions? None of them will involve any gasoline mixed with candles will they?”

 

[PhoenixPrime01]

PhoenixP:

"I'll watch for a hoppin' tail Lucy I promise. *chuckling* There are several positions, but no Lucy. Absolutely no candles and gasoline."

 

[mya]

Lucy

Lucy breathed a sigh of relief. "That's great! Then call me any time, any time at all Mr. Pheonix! I'm always available. And otherwise, I'll see you at the interview."

 

[PhoenixPrime01]

PhoenixP:

"Always available.... I'll remember that. It may be a help in the job too Lucy.
"Very helpful indeed."

 

[landiek]

Meri Jo

I glanced at the ad, maybe a hundred times. I had waitressed for nearly ten years and was turning 25. I had plenty of experience



I quickly dialed the number 5 5 5-3 9 5 3 . Stay calm I told myself.
A machine picked up and I frowned. Damn must be getting calls up a storm.

"Hello, my name is Meri Jo and I am interested in an interview for a waitress position. Please contact me at your earliest convenience at 555-3825,"

 

[boatwarrior]

I think to myself, "I'm taking a long shot here", as I dial the number in the paper.

"Damn, answering machine," I mutter, "Yes this is Jack Boat, and I was calling in regaurds to your ad, I would be perfect for any bouncing position you may have to keep out any undesireables, or I do have some waitering experience. My number is 555-4666, thank you."

 

[PhoenixPrime01]

PhoenixP:

The phone rang three time and then 'voice mail' kicked in "... leave a message at the tone."

"Mari Jo, this is PhoenixP. My partner and I would like to you to be our 6th interview.
"Please reread the ad for the application requirements and if you wish to change into whatever you consider appropriate attire for an Adults Only establishment there are changing rooms here for you to use."

 

[landiek]

Meri Jo

I snagged the phone quickly

"Hello?"

The voice was very polite and seemed pleased to talk to someone rather then the machine.

"Is there a good time to come for this interview, sir?"

 

[PhoenixPrime01]

PhoenixP:

Laughter, "Yes Mr. Boat I agree with you. I truly hate talking to a machine myself, but can't always be at the phone so what's a guy to do.
"My partner and I would like you to be our 7th interview. Multi talented is a definite plus for what we have in mind *a bit of a chuckle at that comment* please reread the ad and if you wish to use them to change into what you feel is appropriate wear for either occupation in an Adult Only establishment we do have changing rooms on the premises.
"Thank you for your interest and we'll be looking forward to meeting you."

 

[PhoenixPrime01]

PhoenixP:

"Hello Mari Jo. There are five scheduled before you.
"Do you have any questions I may be able to answer for you that may not be covered in the interview?"

 

[landiek]

Meri Jo

"Just what time you want me to be there, Mr. Pheonix." I had a smile as I talked with him. He had a pleasant voice too.

I knew exactly what I would wear too, or at least three differnt outfits to pick from.

I wrote down the time and circled the date in red. Employment here I come again. Smiliing happily.