Help Wanted: Cabana Girl and Pool Boy

[HubbysWetBlonde]

EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY

Blondie & Elizabeth's Co-ed Clothing Optional Swimming Pool is now accepting applications for the positions of:

CABANA GIRL, trainee
POOL BOY, trainee

Successful candidates will leave resume on this thread. Applications delivered via PM or dropped off at the swimming pool will not be considered


Cabana Girl and Pool Boy needed to meet, greet, and flirt with guests of Blondie & Elizabeth's Swimming Pool.

Entry level position promises rapid advancement for qualified individuals. Rotten pay. Flexible hours. Fringe benefits.

For Cabana Girl Trainee position, we seek the following:
1. Minimum of five minutes experience at flirting. Lit virgins are welcome to apply.

For Pool Boy Trainee position, we seek the following:
1. 100 or more posts. Lit virgins need not apply.
2. Gentlemanly, patient, and charming disposition.
3. Ability to apply suntan lotion in a sensuous fashion, but only when requested.
4. It helps if you can swim.

Successful candidates will familiarize themselves with the Swimming Pool and Pool Diaries (see links in sig line) and then leave on this thread an eloquent and convincing resume.


Trolls, lurkers, and non-applicants are encouraged to weigh in with their opinions of candidates.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

~~~~bump~~~~

 

[teasing_tim]

Pool Boy trainee

This looks like an interesting job that has lots of possibilities for a hard working guy.

A little about my skills.

I’m still working on requirement number one but I think I will manage that by the end of the day.
My hands can be soft yet strong and I love to give a massage. I see the possibility to apply sun lotion as an interesting benefit from the work. I was born a swimmer and I hope I have the patience that is needed for the job.

I'm glad to see that flirting with the female guests is required, what would a poolboy job be if flirting wasn't allowed.

I’m sorry that I can’t show a photo of my myself, but as soon as lit allows an AV it will be there.

Please contact me in case you need further information or want me to come by for an interview.

Tim

 

[HubbysWetBlonde]

Job openings still available.

 

[de-valmont]

I'd like to take this opportunity to put myself forward for the position of pool attendent. A few things about myself, I'm a fine swimmer, masseur par excellence, oh and I hope you don't find a soft British acent and gentlemanly way too off-putting
I can also mix a damn fine cocktail (martini's a speciality), dance passably well and more than willing to provide whichever service your swimmers should require, indeed it would be my pleasure to serve.


de-valmont

 

[babydoll_73]

I would love to be a cabana girl. I love to swim and flirt and I love this pool.

 

[Jaded1]

Hmmm..............

What are the requirements for the pool boy position....

I'm sure I can fill the needs....

I am really good at private interviews...............

Jaded1, CT

 

[HubbysWetBlonde]

I would love to be a cabana girl. I love to swim and flirt and I love this pool.

I need to conference with my partner on all personnel decisions . . . but you are hired, babydoll! Our first Cabana Girl!

 

[HubbysWetBlonde]

What are the requirements for the pool boy position....

I'm sure I can fill the needs....

I am really good at private interviews...............

Jaded1, CT

Ah, but part of the fun, Jaded1, is the public interview!

And most pool activities take place in public, so . . . give it your best shot here.

btw, the Pool Diary link is temporarily inactive.

 

[Jaded1]

Ah, but part of the fun, Jaded1, is the public interview!

And most pool activities take place in public, so . . . give it your best shot here.

btw, the Pool Diary link is temporarily inactive.

That's not a problem mam. I never been shy. I am at your service. Ready and will.

I am a expert with lubricates............

When can I start..........

Jaded1, CT

 

[HubbysWetBlonde]

That's not a problem mam. I never been shy. I am at your service. Ready and will.

I am a expert with lubricates............

When can I start..........

Jaded1, CT

An eager applicant! Oh, my!

Pool Boy (the position has since been renamed Pool Attendant) is a critical staff position, and I will have to consult my partner on this, of course.

We are looking for someone who will be of service to those ladies who may drop by the pool. Ready, willing, and able, whether their needs to intimate or social. Expertise with lubricants is a very nice skill to have. We also have a swim-up bar, so knowledge of mixology is a plus. Sometimes there are moonlight dances, so it helps to be nimble on your feet. And our DJ is on vacation, so if you can play some interesting tunes, that's a plus, too.

My partner will be back in about three hours or so. Any additional employment information you and I can develop between now and then may indeed expedite the hiring process.

Blondie,
Co-Owner

 

[Jaded1]

Woo Hoo..............

An eager applicant! Oh, my!

Pool Boy (the position has since been renamed Pool Attendant) is a critical staff position, and I will have to consult my partner on this, of course.

We are looking for someone who will be of service to those ladies who may drop by the pool. Ready, willing, and able, whether their needs to intimate or social. Expertise with lubricants is a very nice skill to have. We also have a swim-up bar, so knowledge of mixology is a plus. Sometimes there are moonlight dances, so it helps to be nimble on your feet. And our DJ is on vacation, so if you can play some interesting tunes, that's a plus, too.

My partner will be back in about three hours or so. Any additional employment information you and I can develop between now and then may indeed expedite the hiring process.

Blondie,
Co-Owner

Well, lets see.....

I am a swimmer. I excel in the breast stroke.......

I am intelligent and very humerous....

I was the drummer in a Rock and Roll band called the Super Suds. We played a lot of bars. Often we would have after hour partys with groupies were we would mix different drinks, dance, and...

I really need the job and don't mind at all working under you...

Jaded1, CT

Oh, and thank you Blondie. If there is ever anything I can do for you please let me know...

 

[HubbysWetBlonde]

Re: Woo Hoo..............

I was the drummer in a Rock and Roll band called the Super Suds. We played a lot of bars. Often we would have after hour partys with groupies were we would mix different drinks, dance, and...

I really need the job and don't mind at all working under you...

Jaded1, CT

Hmmm, maybe you could start up a Pool band! We'd need an interesting name, of course.

I have to take off for just a bit, but I'll be back soon.

 

[HubbysWetBlonde]

Background check

As I'm sure you know, Mr. 1 (or may I call you Jaded?), Blondie & Elizabeth's Clothing Optional Swimming Pool has become quite an enterprise with a large staff and many visitors. As such, we take our personnel selection quite seriously. We, of course, perform thorough background checks on all of our applicants.

And I am pleased to report that you received a glowing recommendation from Muffy.

As soon as my partner Elizabeth and I are able to finalize the paperwork, we will be posting here your official notice of employment.

Congratulations, Mr. 1.


Sincerely,

Blondie
Co-owner

 

[Jaded1]

Well, Thank you Blondie and Elizabeth....

I can assure you that I am very capable of satisfying your most demanding needs......

I await you appointment.....


Jaded1, Ct

Thank you very much... You can place those were you'd enjoy them the most...

 

[HubbysWetBlonde]

Well, Thank you Blondie and Elizabeth....

I can assure you that I am very capable of satisfying your most demanding needs......

I await you appointment.....


Jaded1, Ct

Thank you very much... You can place those were you'd enjoy them the most...

HIRED!

 

[Shotokan07]

*Lurking around quitely*

*Walks in the pool hall, dressed casual: a white tank top hugging the broad chest with a solid blue silk shirt and khaki shorts and sandals, examining the place* Hmm... they may need a young kid around here. *Walks by the empty bar and checks out the liquors.* Nice, they've got Jaiger to down to the Henessy.

Okay...seems like no one's around, *reads the resume*.

Experiences with walking into a club and flirting with the ladies to keep them entertained. Check

Working occassionally on Webster Hall as the bartender with high skill level of flairing ...Check.

Love touching the soft skin of women treating everyone of them as a specific lover and a friend. Frequent back rubs and foot massages are offered from my own pleasure. *Chuckles* Check

Loves dancing. Tango, Salsa, Break-dancing, and... Hehehee

19 yer old energetic FLIRT, who gets lured to every female he sees. Umm.... Yea.

Natural born swimmer with class. Perfect gentleman and can get naughty if needed to be Woot.

*Places the resume on the bar top & folding my handing, awaiting for someone to come.*

 

[HubbysWetBlonde]

Re: *Lurking around quitely*

My my, Shotokan. Very nice job app! Let me conference with my partner and see how she feels about current staffing levels.

 

[Shotokan07]

Oh hello there! *Picks up your hand and kisses on the wrist and looks keeningly in your eyes* Take your time sweetheart, I'll be waiting for you as long as I need to. *Smiles* ~

 

[HubbysWetBlonde]

Your employment papers have been successfully processed. We welcome you to the staff of Blondie & Elizabeth's Clothing Optional Swimming Pool.

 

[Shotokan07]

Charming...will you excuse me for a moment. *Walks outside and screams in the air* Yeeepie!

 

[~Elizabeth~]

With the expansion of Blondie & Elizabeth's Swimming Pool, we really have need of extra employees right away! All applications and resumes will be considered, so please feel free to apply.

Sincerely

Elizabeth
B&E Enterprises Inc.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

 

[Shotokan07]

.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

You neednt have done that, I didnt have a problem with it. It was rather flattering, but too late now.