Help/tips for a guy on cam?

[LusterMunky]

every Funky Winkerbean Bandleader porn fantasy I've ever had has just been ruined.

You don't have fantasies, GiggleButt. Only simian hallucinations.

Well fuck, since GiggleButt never returns to the scene of the crime, I guess I'll have to post something of general disinterest . . . nimrod OP, sorry we piled onto you. Good luck. Seriously.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

You don't have fantasies, GiggleButt. Only simian hallucinations.

Well fuck, since GiggleButt never returns to the scene of the crime, I guess I'll have to post something of general disinterest . . . nimrod OP, sorry we piled onto you. Good luck. Seriously.

Is it now time to make this thread die?

 

[hatlover123]

Now, I know why you go by hatlover.

...

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I'm getting better, Munkybutt!

somebody get me a mattress.. I tend to fall down when hallucinating and I'd hate to bruise my delicate parts

 

[perkyT]

Is it now time to make this thread die?

Why make it die? This is primetime Lit entertainment.

 

[LusterMunky]

I'm getting better, Munkybutt!

somebody get me a mattress.. I tend to fall down when hallucinating and I'd hate to bruise my delicate parts

WOW! GiggleButt returned to thread where she posted! Apocalypse now. Can I see your Land of Cleves before the world ends?

p.s. You don't have any delicate parts, only yellow waxy buildup.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

Why make it die? This is primetime Lit entertainment.

True.

Oh. I should not have posted. Lol

 

[GiggLeGasm]

WOW! GiggleButt returned to thread where she posted! Apocalypse now. Can I see your Land of Cleves before the world ends?

p.s. You don't have any delicate parts, only yellow waxy buildup.

I most certainly DO have delicate parts! I even have references!

(ok.. not a ton of references.. but I clean up well)

 

[ChainedUp]

So to get paid, ya gotta have an angle, something no one else has and something people would pay for. Giant horse cock that takes two hands to fit around it's girth, rapid fire orgasms like a machine gun, projectile cumming that requires personal protective clothing.

You've also got to market yourself. You need a tag line, ThatGuy, the cock that humbled Secratariat.

And if you can take something anally, your market demand triples.

Nothing is easy in this world, and if you want to be the King of the Money Shot......practice, practice, practice

 

[LusterMunky]

Why make it die? This is primetime Lit entertainment.

Geez, I think Perky almost talked to me here

 

[GiggLeGasm]

ChainedUp has a point..
(even though the bandleader thing probably hasn't been done a lot in the past)

Maybe you could describe your best masturbatory moves in 100 words or less so we could help create your stage name

 

[hatlover123]

, rapid fire orgasms like a machine gun, projectile cumming that requires personal protective clothing.
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The new paintball cartridge?

 

[NotHisLady]

there's also the gambling angle--no hear me out here...
Put a timer on the site and take wagers on how long you can go. You get good enough then you start keeping more than you give back.
People will gamble on damn near anything.

Now I'm out of here, need my beauty sleep even if I don't put anything on cam.
'night all!!

 

[Thandi]

Here's the problem: for people who want to watch a dude pound his pud on cam, there are tons of guys out there who will gladly put on a show for free. So if you're going to get paid for it, you gotta ask yourself what service do you provide that your audience can't get anywhere else. There's the rub. You're going to have to come up with something morbidly fascinating or delightfully quirky to keep them coming back for more. Now you've asserted no insertions, so that rules out your most likely source for the aforementioned morbid fascination. (He stuck what up where? But that wouldn't even fit in a basketball hoop! I gotta pay to see this!) So basically you're left with delightfully quirky.

Do you do any impressions? For the older crowd you could give 'em a Dick Nixon and bellow "I am not a crook!" as you flog the bishop. Or you could go Jack Nicholson and yell "You can't handle the truth!" and then have "The Truth" written on your wang in magic marker for added effect. People might pay good money to appreciate the irony that you are quite literally handling "the truth".

Can you sing any showtunes? Perhaps you could find a paying audience to watch you march around the room singing "76 Trombones" while you twirl your baton. In this case, the baton being your penis. If you can't get people to pay for good adaptations of The Music Man, well that's an America I don't want to live in anymore.

I could go on, but hey I'm not some machine that hands out amazing ideas for free. (I've got to make money somehow too!) So to recap, I think these are your options if you really want to get paid. Either be the guy who sticks insanely large items up your ass or do impressions and sing songs while you whack it. Whatever you do, make good choices. Hope this helps.

And this is why we are friends! Brilliant!!!

 

[magicmikeaustin]

there's also the gambling angle--no hear me out here...
Put a timer on the site and take wagers on how long you can go. You get good enough then you start keeping more than you give back.
People will gamble on damn near anything.

Now I'm out of here, need my beauty sleep even if I don't put anything on cam.
'night all!!

Hmmm


Thinks of return on investment

 

[ChainedUp]

The only thing wrong with that idea is a high turnover rate. The faster he cums the more shows he can do.

there's also the gambling angle--no hear me out here...
Put a timer on the site and take wagers on how long you can go. You get good enough then you start keeping more than you give back.
People will gamble on damn near anything.

Now I'm out of here, need my beauty sleep even if I don't put anything on cam.
'night all!!

 

[GiggLeGasm]

it wasn't enough that we ruined marching band..

but I have a whole new image of the one-eyed jack

 

[Aquagal]

Hey ThatGuy.

I'd watch if you could suck your own dick, for free.

 

[LusterMunky]

Hey ThatGuy.

I'd watch if you could suck your own dick, for free.

Don't fall for it ThatGuy. Gurls pay Big Bucks for that in Alaska. Or get a moose and get really big bucks.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

Hey ThatGuy.

I'd watch if you could suck your own dick, for free.

Whoa. ..

 

[magicmikeaustin]

Don't fall for it ThatGuy. Gurls pay Big Bucks for that in Alaska. Or get a moose and get really big bucks.

Ewwwwe

 

[LusterMunky]

Munkity Bumpity. This thread has legs.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

Munkity Bumpity. This thread has legs.

Wtf munk. Jeez