Help Stop Greedy Celebrities Like Howard Stern From Stealing Money To Suppress Inform

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HELP STOP GREEDY CELEBRITIES LIKE HOWARD STERN FROM STEALING MONEY TO SUPPRESS INFORMATION!!!!!

A scientist has discovered ANOTHER PARALLEL DIMENSION! In this dimension a human can "harness it's power" to "KNOW THE TRUTH TO ANYTHNG!"

He then made another discovery - A FEW "chosen" people knew this reality was "usable" and were using it to commit just about every crime imaginable! So to help surpress this knowledge from getting into your hands THEY STARTED STEALING THIS SCIENTIST'S MONEY - FROM THAT DIMENSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EMAIL HOWARD STERN AT: howard100news AT sirius-radio D0T com

ASK HOWARD STERN YOURSELF! "DID YOU STEAL MONEY FROM THE AUTHOR OF UEBER ALLES USING THE 4TH DIMENSION?" "YES" or "NO"? HE CAN'T SAY "NO"! WATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TO PROVE THIS STORY IS THE TRUTH: CALL THEM NOW!!! THESE GREEDY CELEBRITIES CANNOT / WILL NOT DENY THESE CHARGES!!!!! EMAIL THEIR LAWYERS!!!! EMAIL THEI LEGAL TEAMS! WRITE THEM "FAN MAIL" THEY CAN'T DO ANYTHING, BUT ADMIT THAT THESE CHARGES ARE TRUE - THEY ARE STEALING THE MONEY OF "THE AUTHOR OF UEBER ALLES"!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW THAT THE STORY IS FINALLY OUT, WATCH IF THESE CELEBRITIES FLEE THE COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!

YOU CAN PROVE THAT THIS IS THE TRUTH BY FOLLOWING THIS SCIENTIST'S WAY OF HARNESSING THAT REALITY: HE CALLS IT "PROGRAMMING YOUR SLEEP"

To prove that these celebrities are stealing money do the following:

SAY THIS OUT LOUD BEFORE YOU GO TO SLEEP:

"I WISH TO KNOW THE TRUTH: ARE CELEBRITIES STEALING THE MONEY OF THE AUTHOR OF UEBER ALLES?"

THEN GO TO SLEEP AND YOU WILL GET THE TRUTH IN THE FORM OF A DREAM!!!

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Here is a list of the celebrities stealing his money:

HOWARD STERN
BILL GATES
CAMERON DIAZ
ALISON EASTWOOD
PAMELA ANDERSON
MADONNA
DREW BARRYMORE
JENNIFER LOPEZ
SEAN "PUFF DADDY" COMBES
BRAD PITT
WILL SMITH
MEL GIBSON
DAN BROWN
OPRAH WINFREY
ELLEN DEGENERES
KEANU REEVES
ROSIE ODONNELL
MATT DILLON
SALLY JESSE RAPHAEL
ROSANNE BARR
NICOLE RICHIE
SARAH JESSICA PARKER
LUCY LIU

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Here is a list of his Technical papers:

(1) New Ideas in Relativity
[ Physics ]


(2) PI made Rational
[ Physics / Mathematics ]


(3) Game Theory
[ Computer Systems Engineering / Machine Science / Computer Science / Neuroscience / Physics / Mathematics / 4D-Space Theory ]


(4) Machine Science
[ Computer Science / Neuroscience / Computer Systems Engineering ]


(5) Machine Programming
[ Computer Systems Engineering / Machine Science / Computer Science / Neuroscience / Physics / Mathematics / Music / Psychology ]

(6) 4D-Space Games
[ Video Games played via "thought" : Virtual Reality Video Games Made Real... Computer Systems Engineering / Machine Science / Computer Science / Neuroscience : "Play With The Future, Today." ]

(7) Reflection, Light & Properties of "The Invisible"
[ Physics & Engineering ]

(8) Grid Computing, Virtual Machines & Internet Inefficiency
[ Computer Science ]

(9) The Unified Field Theory
[ Physics ]

(10) The Operating System of Organic Machines
[ Computer Systems Engineering / Machine Science / Computer Science / Neuroscience / Physics / Mathematics / 4D Space Theory ]

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According to his website, he is calling for the FBI to open up a "4D" Crimes division! This will help POLICE the 4th dimension.

HELP THIS SCIENTIST OUT ANY WAY YOU CAN UNTIL HE RECEIVES NOBEL PRIZES AND FIELDS MEDALS OR HE CAN SUE THE PANTS OFF OF THESE CELEBRITIES !!!!!!!!!!

THEY EVEN ARE "BLACKLISTING" HIS WORK SO THE NOBEL COMMITTEE "WON'T NOTICE HIS WORK" !!!!!

HE EVEN HAS A LINK TO DOWNLOAD HIS WHOLE WEBSITE! DOWNLOAD IT AND THROW UP A MIRROR SITE! HIS

"DEDICATION PAGE" LISTS ALL HIS TECHNICAL PAPERS! I'M DOING MY PART - GETTING THIS INFORMATION OUT TO YOU! [ 1337 ] TELL EVERYBODY!

To learn more: "Google" these words: "The author of ueber alles" OR "ueber alles" OR "Kurt Schwierige" OR "plan odelia" etc!!!!
 
I'd respond to him, but he's busy posting this on every forum board on the Internet including talkingaboutgoatfucking.com, so he's busy.
 
Dixon Carter Lee said:
I'd respond to him, but he's busy posting this on every forum board on the Internet including talkingaboutgoatfucking.com, so he's busy.


"DID YOU STEAL MONEY FROM THE AUTHOR OF UEBER ALLES USING THE 4TH DIMENSION?" "YES" or "NO"?
 
RosevilleCAguy said:
"DID YOU STEAL MONEY FROM THE AUTHOR OF UEBER ALLES USING THE 4TH DIMENSION?" "YES" or "NO"?

Yes, but Bush told me it was covered by his war time authority.
 
It seems to reference this site: http://www.ueberalles.com/

I don't know if this site is supposed to be funny (I don't see the humor if it is) or the rantings of someone who has a limited grasp on reality.
 
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Keanu Reeves evil genius? I would be surprised if he can tie his own shoes.
 
corpspy said:
Here is a list of the celebrities stealing his money:

HOWARD STERN
BILL GATES
CAMERON DIAZ
ALISON EASTWOOD
PAMELA ANDERSON
MADONNA
DREW BARRYMORE
JENNIFER LOPEZ
SEAN "PUFF DADDY" COMBES
BRAD PITT
WILL SMITH
MEL GIBSON
DAN BROWN
OPRAH WINFREY
ELLEN DEGENERES
KEANU REEVES
ROSIE ODONNELL
MATT DILLON
SALLY JESSE RAPHAEL
ROSANNE BARR
NICOLE RICHIE
SARAH JESSICA PARKER
LUCY LIU

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Howard Stern would definitely get a boner for being at the top of a list of which includes Bill Gates, Oprah Winfrey, Brad Pitt, Madonna and even Sean "Puff Daddy" Combs.

Seriously, he'd love to see this. :cool:
 
Morcheeba said:
Howard Stern would definitely get a boner for being at the top of a list of which includes Bill Gates, Oprah Winfrey, Brad Pitt, Madonna and even Sean "Puff Daddy" Combs.

Seriously, he'd love to see this. :cool:

Well, he is the only one on the list that regularly gets phone calls from midgets, perhaps that's what put him over the top.
 
catfish said:
Well, he is the only one on the list that regularly gets phone calls from midgets, perhaps that's what put him over the top.

Oooohhhh, ouch! (I can't stand that little midget that calls in, he's so blah). :D

FYI, I did finally hear that mangina segment.

*shivers*
 
LOL, looks like the white power alt got a new game.

HOWARD STERN TO BE BROKE IN 20 DAYS
 
Morcheeba said:
Oooohhhh, ouch! (I can't stand that little midget that calls in, he's so blah). :D

FYI, I did finally hear that mangina segment.

*shivers*

That was just wrong on so many levels.
 
catfish said:
That was just wrong on so many levels.

I almost had to tip my head to the side and pour a bottle of Pine-Sol in my left ear and then thrash around like at a Megadeth concert after it.
 
Morcheeba said:
I almost had to tip my head to the side and pour a bottle of Pine-Sol in my left ear and then thrash around like at a Megadeth concert after it.

lol, yeah, that might have helped
 
I am fucking someone from another dimension. Her name is Gaz. Ok, its name is Gaz. I'm not even fucking sure what it is but...
 
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