Help request for a story title.

[DanDraper]

Just finished a story I've been working on but can't come up with a good enough title for it.
It's about a man who enjoys cheating on his wife and meets a woman who, after he sleeps with her, drugs him and robs his house, right before the wife comes home in the morning.

Any good suggestions out there?

Thank you.



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[TheRedChamber]

"I also forgot to pick up the milk"?
"Letting Cheating Dogs Lie"?
"The bad news is I cheated...(tag line) the good news is I'll never see her again."?

 

[NewOldGuy77]

1. "Smooth Criminal" -
2. "Loaded" - based on the song by the Waybacks. "It was a night when guys like me should have headed straight for home."
3. "Tear the Roofie Off the Sucker" (Inspired by the Parliament Funk song)

 

[sirhugs]

The Price Wasn't Right
A Hooker Would Have Been Cheaper
A Cheating Husband Pays
Will Insurance Cover This?
She Was Worth every Penny

 

[000zing]

"Thief in the Night"

 

[Bubo_bubo]

Screwed

 

[NewOldGuy77]

Will Insurance Cover This?

That made me laugh!

 

[ericrodman101]

Quid Pro Quo

 

[sirhugs]

Quid Pro Quo

how do you figure she's a pro?

 

[ericrodman101]

how do you figure she's a pro?

Took a payment?

 

[NewOldGuy77]

how do you figure she's a pro?

He got sex, she got his valuables, it was a fair exchange...

 

[Probus888]

I Can Explain Everything...

 

[IARainman]

"I also forgot to pick up the milk"?
"Letting Cheating Dogs Lie"?
"The bad news is I cheated...(tag line) the good news is I'll never see her again."?

More like, “The Good news is, I cheated on you…”

 

[NewOldGuy77]

“The Good news is, I cheated on you…”

This is genius...

 

[bigtallman]

Reminds me a bit of the Squeeze song "Goodbye Girl."

 

[NewOldGuy77]

Reminds me a bit of the Squeeze song "Goodbye Girl."

SQUEEZE?!?!?! Wow, THAT'S a New Wave flashback! Now I have Another Nail in My Heart stuck in my head!