Help please

[curious476]

Please forgive my using English but I speak French not at all. I will be visiting Paris soon and I would like to learn a very important phrase. Let me explain. I am totally addicted to cunnilingus and I want to meet ladies, more than likley in the RedLight district, who would allow me this treat. I need to phrase my desires so there is no mistaking my desires so if someone wouldn't mind please give me a simply but blunt phrase to say to them.

 

[papa pelikan]

tell them:

"je veux sucer ta chatte"

 

[renard_ruse]

Je ne suis pas un francophone, mais quand j'etais en France on nous a dit que l'on traduit "eat pussy" comme "bruter le cresson." J'ai trouvé cette expression un peu bizarre mais si on y reflechit l'expression "eat pussy" est aussi bizarre.

I guess you could try "Je voudrais bruter ton cresson" or simply point to it and then to your mouth, I think that would work just as well. I'm sure she would get the point. I hope you know that doing this to a prostitute is not what one would exactly call "safe sex."

 

[lordporksword]

Pussy eating and safe sex

I'm sure she would get the point. I hope you know that doing this to a prostitute is not what one would exactly call "safe sex."

It is if you wear a condom. On your tongue! (lol)

Cheers Lord P