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ABSTRUSE

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No Windmills, Tulips or Wooden Shoes, Please


AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - Windmills, tulips and wooden shoes may be among the most beloved emblems of the Netherlands, but they are symbols the Dutch government hopes to avoid after it takes up the EU presidency, local media said on Tuesday.



The government decided such symbols were too "corny" and would detract from the image of the Netherlands that Prime Minister Jan Peter Balkenende wants to portray when the Dutch assume the rotating presidency of the 25-nation bloc on July 1.


"The cabinet isn't denying traditional symbols such as wooden clogs and tulips, but nevertheless we want to portray a more modern image," a spokesman for Dutch European Affairs Minister Atzo Nicolai was quoted as saying.


He added that tulips and wooden shoes might be seen as something "nice, but totally nutty."


In place of those symbols, the Dutch emblem for the EU presidency will incorporate the letters "NL" and the national colors -- red, white, blue and orange -- in a design that spells out "EU."


Balkenende's government, however, has decided to embrace at least one traditional Dutch symbol during the six-month EU presidency.


As thank-you gifts to journalists and others, it will hand out painted tins of Stroopwafels -- a sticky sweet cookie made of waffles and caramel that is a favorite Dutch treat.








I say we offer up Black Tulip as the new national symbol.
 
What’s wrong with sticking with traditions?

In addition, a filmy-clothed young woman, sitting in a window under a red light, would be quite up-to-date..
 
Virtual_Burlesque said:
What’s wrong with sticking with traditions?

In addition, a filmy-clothed young woman, sitting in a window under a red light, would be quite up-to-date..

It would also be great for tourism.
 
ABSTRUSE said:
It would also be great for tourism.
Very picturesque as well ... the red light reflecting off the water and the dykes in the street, or holding back the sea.
 
Holland has my sympathies. :rose:

The EU try to ban our sausages and bent bananas, amongst other things. Picky lot. :rolleyes:

Lou
 
Tatelou said:
Holland has my sympathies. :rose:

The EU try to ban our sausages and bent bananas, amongst other things. Picky lot. :rolleyes:

Lou


I won't say a fing 'bout British sausages..........Iwon'tIwon'tIwon't..........
 
Jaysus, Lou.......didya really'ave to???

<is off to the vegetable plot>
 
Lauren Hynde said:
Nope. Sorry. No helping the Dutch today. :eek:

Woman, there is a world outside of the stadium you know....LOL
Please don't shoot me....:(
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Woman, there is a world outside of the stadium you know....LOL
Please don't shoot me....:(
Oh I know. And tomorrow I'll be glad to help the Dutch. I love the Netherlands. :D :heart:
 
Somme said:
Jaysus, Lou.......didya really'ave to???

<is off to the vegetable plot>

Hehehe! :D


perdita said:
Loulou, what are 'bent' bananas? P.


They're easy to spot, they're the ones with the best fashion sense. :cool:

Lou
 
bent bananas

Tatelou said:
They're easy to spot, they're the ones with the best fashion sense. :cool:
Ah ha ha. Brits dress their fruit. What next?! P.
 
Re: Re: bent bananas

ABSTRUSE said:
Of course they do, havent' you ever seen Graham Norton?

But he's not a Brit. :p

My peaches have the nicest blouses.

Lou
 
Re: Re: Re: bent bananas

Tatelou said:
But he's not a Brit. :p

My peaches have the nicest blouses.

Lou

Shit, that's right, he's Irish....um okay Benny Hill then (God rest his soul).

You have nice peaches.:rose:
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: bent bananas

ABSTRUSE said:
Shit, that's right, he's Irish....um okay Benny Hill then (God rest his soul).

You have nice peaches.:rose:

I didn't know Benny Hill dressed fruit. I know he chased a lot of it. :eek: :p

Thank you. They are soft and furry.

Lou :D
 
Re: Re: bent bananas

neonlyte said:
Psst. They also dress their Loo Rolls!

Baaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha!!!

My Mum used to knit those things! No wonder I'm damaged. :rolleyes:

Lou
 
Re: Re: Re: bent bananas

Tatelou said:
Baaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha!!!

My Mum used to knit those things! No wonder I'm damaged. :rolleyes:

Lou

Well, at least now you know why. :p

Strange island, at one end men wearing skirts with no knickers, at the other end women knitting 'dresses' for loo rolls. :D

Edited to add: And the Dutch think they have problems.
 
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