HELP my head is going to explode!!!1

[Mistress]

Cringes while listening to a three year old little girl sing at the top of her lungs and play on a little child's keyboard!

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

LOL

Just take her out back and beat her!
LOL LOL LOL
Just A Loke
Batteries! We Don't Need No Stinking Batteries!

Watches my small one spin and Sing Nelly Furtado!

 

[brikol]

Sorry

 

[DarkAngel]

Duck tape her to a chair...

Duck is the Handymans best friend

 

[Mistress]

Gone through wordless just la la la songs to jesus loves me, josy and the pussy cats, you are my shine shine and then elmos world!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Duct. Why would anyone make something called "Duck" tape?

 

[Guest]

 

[DarkAngel]

Duct. Why would anyone make something called "Duck" tape?

walks over to Dixon.. Slaps him side the head...

I really am starting to hate the english language...

 

[Bob Peale]

Cringes while listening to a three year old little girl sing at the top of her lungs and play on a little child's keyboard!

I love you dearly Mistress, but I have no sympathies.

Ever been serenaded by two year old twins?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

walks over to Dixon.. Slaps him side the head... I really am starting to hate the english language...

LOL

I think you meant "upside" the head.

 

[DarkAngel]

Runs from the room screaming

aahhhhh.....

Kill them all...

 

[Mistress]

Close enough hehe...my sisters are a year apart half a hours difference and they both were due that day..might as well have been twins hehe

 

[DarkAngel]

walks over to Dixon.. Slaps him side the head... I really am starting to hate the english language...

LOL

I think you meant "upside" the head.

Bangs head against wall

I hate this language...

I am going back to my French..

 

[Mistress]

Can you tell we are related? Grins
She's my brown eyed girl.
homestead.com/files/mk.JPG

I love this picture embossed!

http://voxs.homestead.com/files/mk1.JPG

[Edited by Mistress on 03-30-2001 at 01:40 PM]

 

[DarkAngel]

Uhm.. you know Mistress.. I can never see your pics that you post here...

 

[Iris]

None of you get any sympathy. I'm a student teacher, remember? Ever teach a class of 8-11 year olds?

 

[Mistress]

Really? Everyone else can see them must be you Darky Snuggles you tight!

 

[DarkAngel]

I guess I must always have you as a Mystery... well except those wonderful pics.. I have... But ever time I look at them... I fall into a dream state..

 

[LatinLover]

That is nothing!!!

Mistress waht about a kid telling you for half a day he wants to go to freaking Chuck n Cheeses. My remedy is I would take your Power Ranger movie back to the store...
What you think is ok to give a response like this to a kid because so far is working???

 

[Mistress]

Just tell em to shut up! lol
No seriously, hey if it works and it doesnt upset teh kid.
Luckly, she is NOT mine, she's my neice. Only everyone thinks she is mine. Love her to death, the annoying little shit!
Hehhe, luckly, I started playing Brown eyed girl on the computer and she stopped talking and started dancing...ahh the beauty of great music.

 

[Mistress]

Hmm I just noticed I'm actually smiling in that picture..go figure..

 

[MinkSoul]

Thanks Mistress....

i just came from CelestialBody's 'terrible' thread and was Pissed but you just reminded me of a song i Love and that brings back a lot of Wonderful memories...








i'd still like to use those pliers though...

 

[Mr.curious]

Been there done that. Now it's loud Rap with words that I wouldn't kiss my mother after saying them.
Sorry mistress but enjoy the cute stuff while you can.
It doesn't last long.