Help Me!!!!

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[KRCummings]

Don't worry, it's only a .380. Rub some dirt in it and walk it off.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

OMG.

Candi is contagious.

 

[Sinny]

attention whore.

 

[redheadedtxn]

My grandma died years ago.

 

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[Lorilei]

Well, bless your heart.

 

[koalabear]

I'm seeing a bright light.

Pete's welding the grid finally!

 

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[Joeybagadonuts]

sorry to hear 'bout grandma.

 

[koalabear]

Pete is down to asshooks and I'm not buying.

Watch out for Jesus and his Shepard's hook!

 

[pointless]

The weapon's ready (ready Freddy) the guns purr
The satellite distorts his voice to a slur
He gives orders (finger pie) which no-one hears
The king's hat fits over their ears
He takes his mannequin (tram line) cold turpentine
He tries to dial out 999999999
He dials reception (moving finger): he's all alone
He's just a figment on the telephone!

 

[CandiCame]

If you're still able to call, you'll be fine. Take off your coat or shirt or whatever and put pressure on the place that the blood is spurting from- that'll get the bleeding to stop- give up on using that area of your body; arm, shoulder, whatever, until you get to the hospital. Your goal, right now is not to bleed out. Start walking- you'll be amazed how few people will care about the blood. But keep walking- DO NOT LAY DOWN- DO NOT GET COMFORTABLE. You don't want to pass out. Call 911 and ask them to trace your call- they'll ask you for street signs, so walk until you find one. They'll sometimes send an ambulance, but only go for it if you're really to far to walk. You can usually get there without having to pay the $300 they'll charge to drive you. Once you get to the hospital, fill out your forms- again DO NOT PASS OUT in the waiting room- then you'll be at the mercy of whoever is watching the place, and they are usually really understaffed. I try to find a friend to go with me as kind of an advocate. Good luck.

 

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[berry juice]

Why are you stalking me and are there more like you?

You are sucha drama queen... I can almost envision you with a tiara right now.
quick, say something manly

 

[LadyFairfax]

You are sucha drama queen... I can almost envision you with a tiara right now.
quick, say something manly

I'm getting a rocket man kind of image here. "Will JAJ bleed out? Will he escape certain death? Will the ambulance be on time? Did he leave the stove on? Tune in tomorrow . . .

 

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[MonaLittle]

Bring me a beer.

Say pretty please with a cherry on top

 

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[MonaLittle]

Right after I read this, I had a vision of you on your knees.


It could or could not have been sexual. The vision vanished after the top was popped.

Only the best of the best deserve my rug burned knees

 

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[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Only the best of the best deserve my rug burned knees

Who keeps the rug?

 

[MonaLittle]

Who keeps the rug?

ahhhhhhhh....The Best of the Best may or may not be a member at Lit.
They know me like no other