help me......

I'm sorry but it seems everybody is at least a little bit shallow. At least in America.
 
Maybe

Maybe we seem shallow because we dont know how to get to the deep end?

I am practicing my basic strokes in the hope that I will enjoy the deeper experiences?

Nice to have good tutors tho - any offers/suggestions?:)
 
Re: Maybe

elrod said:
Maybe we seem shallow because we dont know how to get to the deep end?

I am practicing my basic strokes in the hope that I will enjoy the deeper experiences?

Nice to have good tutors tho - any offers/suggestions?:)

*raising my hand in the back of the room* "I'm a teacher!" But. . . .if you want me to teach you swimming strokes, you will have to find another *can't swim* However, I CAN help with other types of 'strokes.'

:devil: ;)
 
Ready for lesson one

Oh yes. Can you teach me strokes to drift in sensuality and I will inspire you to float on waves of ecstasy.

Or would you prefer a tickle and then the kiss of life? Trust me I’m a life guard!

Willing student - :)
 
did I just get called shallow? wow I haven't even started to answer and I am put in the shallow part of the pool
 
Nay, Nay

RC_cola said:
did I just get called shallow? wow I haven't even started to answer and I am put in the shallow part of the pool

'WE' being the shallow ones already in the pool - not you who posted - you are standing on the side listening to our idle chatter. . Sorry if I worded it incorrectly - no offence I hope.

Over to you - I will keep to my place:)
 
Re: Ready for lesson one

elrod said:
Oh yes. Can you teach me strokes to drift in sensuality and I will inspire you to float on waves of ecstasy.

Or would you prefer a tickle and then the kiss of life? Trust me I’m a life guard!

Willing student - :)

Was that an invitation or a challenge? ;) LOL :kiss: to you elrod so, if I were to be thrown into the 'deep' end, you would save me, right? Right?

:)
 
Re: Re: Ready for lesson one

pleasteasme said:
Was that an invitation or a challenge? ;) LOL :kiss: to you elrod so, if I were to be thrown into the 'deep' end, you would save me, right? Right?

:)
You doubt me already - shame:( .

To save you would be the simplest and most delightful thing - many a nymph has enjoyed the strength of my arms, the encouragement of my suggestions and found the confidence to take both feet off the bottom!

Lesson one - I would wipe the drops of water from your eyes - take you by the hand and show you how to cup your hand and caress the water around your body. Like stroking a warm sensuous lover. Then of course, you would have to take your clothes off p

It's a majic pool and responds to your wishes. So you won't sink.

There is just one problem - :mad: although I am Elrod a valiant Prince - a wicked wizzard turned me into a frog. :eek:
Hence my ability to swim!!!!! and use my arms and legs together.

And you know what damsels have to do to frogs first if they want their desires

If you release me - I will teach you the art of strokes

But you must teach me the art of loosing my virginity - which starts with a kiss.:rose:

Then if that fixes the spell, Prince Elrod is your tutor and servant in all his glory.

I croak in anticipation

:rolleyes:

Water is clear and warm-
 
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I :heart: frogs. . . . .

I :kiss: them every chance I get. . . .hoping will turn into a prince

*so far, I have only accomplished kissing a lot of frogs*

:kiss: :p

;) and :kiss:es to you sweet elrod!
 
hi

Shallow people are around but you don't have to let them discourage you...I get mistaken for being shallow...I'm not really. I have different tastes as do others but I would never ever intentionally hurt someone. I am honest and that,itself, sometimes hurts but I figure it's best to be honest...I really like personality in a person...that's what should count...


by the way, hello elrod:)


Chelle
 
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pleasteasme said:
I :heart: frogs. . . . .

I :kiss: them every chance I get. . . .hoping will turn into a prince

*so far, I have only accomplished kissing a lot of frogs*

:kiss: :p

;) and :kiss:es to you sweet elrod!

Thank you fair teasing damsel for your kiss -- now I am captivated, and under your spell - to serve you as you wish.

I will be valiant, strong and upstanding at your side.

I will ride with you to the majical pool of sensuality - prepare a bower on a mossy bank with sweet honeysuckle beside the tinkling stream. Even a few frogs to kiss - should my lips not please you.

Should you tease and run away - I will play hide and seek - but the forfit is to take you in may arms and teach you how to float and glide in soft warm waters of delight.

Just say the word and we shall ride :rose:
 
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