Help me finish this line:

[bholderman]

Help me finish this line:

"If you ever do this to me and this family again, I will throw you out on the doorstep so fast that..."

 

[NALA CAYENNE]

Help me finish this line:

"If you ever do this to me and this family again, I will throw you out on the doorstep so fast that..."

...you'll think your ass has roller skates attached to it

 

[h_i_s]

Help me finish this line:

"If you ever do this to me and this family again, I will throw you out on the doorstep so fast that..."

.... it will make your head spin.


..yeah, i don't know how much sense that makes either.
But when my grandmother used to yell it at us when we were kids, it got her loads of respect... FAST.

 

[h_i_s]

She also may have added to that by saying..

.........you'll wind up in next week somewhere.

and/or

....... you'll WISH I killed you instead.

 

[NALA CAYENNE]

She also may have added to that by saying..

.........you'll wind up in next week somewhere.

My father always said that when he told my sister he was going to slap her if she didn't watch her mouth.

It usually came out as "If you don't watch your mouth I'm going to slap you so hard you'll wind up in next week."

 

[doveofserenity]

Help me finish this line:

"If you ever do this to me and this family again, I will throw you out on the doorstep so fast that..."

"The cops will arrest you for speeding".

 

[h_i_s]

My father always said that when he told my sister he was going to slap her if she didn't watch her mouth.

It usually came out as "If you don't watch your mouth I'm going to slap you so hard you'll wind up in next week."

Yep.. I remember adults saying the same .

Others I recall all too well: Your ass will be grass and I'll be the lawn mower.

I'll knock your teeth down your throat.

I'll put you right through a wall.

Geeez... adults were SO mean when i was a kid.

 

[h_i_s]

"The cops will arrest you for speeding".

ha! GOOD one.

 

[NALA CAYENNE]

Yep.. I remember adults saying the same .

Others I recall all too well: Your ass will be grass and I'll be the lawn mower.

I'll knock your teeth down your throat.

I'll put you right through a wall.

Geeez... adults were SO mean when i was a kid.

Remember those and my grandmothers favorite saying was she's slap someone so hard she'd slap the taste out of their mouth.

 

[Mazuri]

My mom always told us (if we mouthed off to her) that she'd slap our mouth to the back of our head and we'd have to move our hair to eat. It's hard not to laugh when you get the visual in the middle of getting yelled at

As to the original question:
"If you ever do this to me and this family again, I will throw you out on the doorstep so fast that..."

...your ass will break the sound barrier and set off the neighbor's car alarm.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

"... your second bounce will be in the back yard of the house across the street."

 

[EmpressFi]

Sci-fi geek answer:

...the space/time continuum will shift and it'll be as if you never came back at all

 

[the_pet]

Help me finish this line:

"If you ever do this to me and this family again, I will throw you out on the doorstep so fast that..."

the vaccum created by the speed will suck all your shit out the door behind you

 

[SubKekiLee]

Help me finish this line:

"If you ever do this to me and this family again, I will throw you out on the doorstep so fast that..."

your ass will shake..

 

[bholderman]

Those are some good ones especially after the last hour that occured in this house.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Those are some good ones especially after the last hour that occured in this house.

I'm not gonna give you a hug but having been the father of an uncontrollable teen (and pre-teen - same person), you definitely have my empathy and sympathy.

 

[bholderman]

You hit the nail on the head, my 32 year old wife is acting like an 18 year old bar hopper.

I'm not gonna give you a hug but having been the father of an uncontrollable teen (and pre-teen - same person), you definitely have my empathy and sympathy.

 

[RawHumor]

Help me finish this line:

"If you ever do this to me and this family again, I will throw you out on the doorstep so fast that..."

Your asshole will whistle from the breeze.