Help identifying/finding a specific story

[BitterIchor]

Hi!

I tried searching for a thread that already covers this sort of thing, but the searches just gives me a blank page, so I thought I'd just go ahead and post anyway.

I'd like some help identifying and/or locating a specific story I read a while back. I can't remember its name or who wrote it and I'm not even sure it was here on literotica I read it.

What I do remember is the plot. It was a fantasy/medieval kind of story and it focused on a female warrior (perhaps even a general of some sort) that came back to her homeland after a military campaign. There was a celebration and she was offered the use of a slave for her pleasure by the king, she chose a female slave and they fell in love. There was also something about the warrior being a virgin and something about a douchebag prince.

Can anyone help me here? It was a great story and I'm going nuts here trying to find it.

 

[GrumpyOldGoat]

Xena: Warrior Princess.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

The Princess Hide.

 

[BitterIchor]

Xena: Warrior Princess.

Thank you. That was very helpful and also very humorous.

 

[firespin]

Why isn't this an incest story? The folks who need help to find a specific story out of the 170,000 here, without benefit of story name, author or any relevant detail, are always looking for incest stories.

I presume because they're auto-biographical in some way. Author is related, that sort of thing.

 

[semen4her]

For incest stories PM SeanH.

He knows his kiddy fucking.

 

[hogjack]

....the plot. It was a fantasy/medieval kind of story and it focused on a female warrior (perhaps even a general of some sort) that came back to her homeland after a military campaign. There was a celebration and she was offered the use of a slave for her pleasure by the king, she chose a female slave and they fell in love. There was also something about the warrior being a virgin and something about a douchebag prince.

Shrek Forever Needs It - The Horny Chapter

 

[firespin]

Shrek Forever Needs It - The Horny Chapter

Just call it Shrek 69 already.

 

[ksmybuttons]

Stories? There are stories here?

At least once a week we have someone looking for stories.

Imagine.

Truly. That's what you need to do. Imagine. If the search doesn't work for you, I don't think it will work for me, either.

Good luck!

 

[Image]

Just ONCE I'd like for someone to be searching for my stories...

But NOooooo...

 

[BitterIchor]

Stories? There are stories here?

At least once a week we have someone looking for stories.

Imagine.

Truly. That's what you need to do. Imagine. If the search doesn't work for you, I don't think it will work for me, either.

Good luck!

I meant the forum search.

And my hope was that someone would have read the story at some point and recognize it and would be able to supply me with a title/author or even just some further clue to aid my search.

If I broke some local forum etiquette by posting a thread looking for help with this, I'm sorry.

After reading these replies I realize I made a mistake.

 

[firespin]

Just ONCE I'd like for someone to be searching for my stories...

But NOooooo...

Write one about Xena: Warrior Princess.

 

[hogjack]

I realize I made a mistake.

Passing herpes along is a mistake.

Passing it along to family members is kinda disgusting.

Repent.

 

[firespin]

Passing herpes along is a mistake.

That whole "It's nice to share" thing needs to be more specific.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

That whole "It's nice to share" thing needs to be more specific.

On the plus side, I believe the story he was looking for was named 'Pus in Boots.'

 

[ksmybuttons]

On the plus side, I believe the story he was looking for was named 'Pus in Boots.'

The drip is a different disease, isn't it? Especially if it's enough to drip into a boot.


Story Search

 

[QueenLevitra]

I meant the forum search.

And my hope was that someone would have read the story at some point and recognize it and would be able to supply me with a title/author or even just some further clue to aid my search.

If I broke some local forum etiquette by posting a thread looking for help with this, I'm sorry.

After reading these replies I realize I made a mistake.

zzzzzzzzzzzdrivel,

just another nic for the iggy list.

 

[John Doe]

I meant the forum search.

And my hope was that someone would have read the story at some point and recognize it and would be able to supply me with a title/author or even just some further clue to aid my search.

If I broke some local forum etiquette by posting a thread looking for help with this, I'm sorry.

After reading these replies I realize I made a mistake.

So you're basically rolling the dice and taking your chances that one of us on the GB has read your story, a story that is one in 205,564?

 

[cookiejar]

Try the author board, someone actually made a thread there years ago looking for a specific story and wonder of wonders it was mine! Good luck.

 

[John Doe]

Try the author board, someone actually made a thread there years ago looking for a specific story and wonder of wonders it was mine! Good luck.

Were there any thongs in the story?

 

[cookiejar]

Were there any thongs in the story?

Nope, actually it was a humorous story with no sex at all.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

The drip is a different disease, isn't it? Especially if it's enough to drip into a boot.


Story Search

No, 'Boots' was the name of the sheep.

 

[John Doe]

Nope, actually it was a humorous story with no sex at all.

http://www.bit-shift.net/content/binary/Zzz.gif

 

[chillywilly2]

Nope, actually it was a humorous story with no sex at all.

Is that a thong or an ass hat?

 

[cookiejar]

http://www.bit-shift.net/content/binary/Zzz.gif

Think of it this way, I considered it a compliment that on a board filled with sex someone had read my story which had none.

Is that a thong or an ass hat?

High tech chastity belt.