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Djmac1031

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... pineapple on pizza.

I realize it's a deeply personal question, but it's research for a story, I swear.

First of all, yay or nay?

If nay, why not? Is it the taste? The texture? Do you find it absolutely disgusting and offensive? Or does it just not do anything for you personally?

Would you ever be willing to try it if it was something your partner really craved? Just to make them happy?

If you do enjoy pineapple on pizza, why?

Is it something exciting? Exotic? Different?

Do you enjoy it regularly, or just once in awhile to, you know, spice things up a little?

Do you enjoy larger chunks of pineapple? Or is smaller okay?

How much pineapple is too much? I'd guess too much could become problematic, making it difficult to swallow and it just winds up running down your chin or all over your shirt.

What about the smell? Does it get your taste buds flowing?

How do you feel after a good slice of pineapple pizza? Satisfied? Lethargic? Ready for a nap, or excited for more?

What happens when you're in the mood for pineapple pizza but your partner isn't?

I'd think communication would be important, maybe compromising and willing to try something they enjoy as well? Split it half and half?

Do you share your pineapple pizza with more than one person? How many people is too many to share with?

I'd think a smaller, more intimate group would be better, that way everyone can get enough to be fully satisfied. No one gets left out.

Finally, do you tell anyone about your indulging in pineapple pizza, or is it something personal you keep to yourself for fear of judgment?

Obviously it's not for everyone.

Serious responses only, please.

Oh, why am I asking ONLY the women?

Because I'm a guy, so I know what pineapple pizza is like for men, of course.

I'm seeking the unique point of view only women have on this sensitive and delicate topic.

Don't be shy, ladies. No one will food shame you here, I promise.
 
The Op is clearly a PTP (Pineapple the Pizza) incel and his offensive bullshit towards Pizzas shouldn't be tolerated on this board. I've also heard that he sends inappropriate pineapple pictures to every Pizza lover on the website. A despicable human being.

Hey, now. I've never shared my pineapple with anyone who wasn't asking for it.
 
I identify as a pineapple, and I've never felt more seen. We need more representation for us fruity people.

I can only imagine how difficult it must be for people to cut their way through your hard exterior to discover the sweet, soft, wonderful you inside
 
... pineapple on pizza.
I think it only fair to warn you that ā€œpineapple on pizzaā€ is a term used in lesbian BDSM circles for, well Iā€™m not sure the normie World is ready to learn itā€™s true meaning. Just sayinā€™.
 
I think it only fair to warn you that ā€œpineapple on pizzaā€ is a term used in lesbian BDSM circles for, well Iā€™m not sure the normie World is ready to learn itā€™s true meaning. Just sayinā€™.

Seriously?

Please, enlighten us.
 
I think it only fair to warn you that ā€œpineapple on pizzaā€ is a term used in lesbian BDSM circles for, well Iā€™m not sure the normie World is ready to learn itā€™s true meaning. Just sayinā€™.
You promised you wouldn't mention that :oops:
and it was a kiwi fruit anyway
 
I think it only fair to warn you that ā€œpineapple on pizzaā€ is a term used in lesbian BDSM circles for, well Iā€™m not sure the normie World is ready to learn itā€™s true meaning. Just sayinā€™.
I'll never eat my pizza with the same mouth anymore...

Welcome back, little nerd šŸ˜˜
 
I think it only fair to warn you that ā€œpineapple on pizzaā€ is a term used in lesbian BDSM circles for, well Iā€™m not sure the normie World is ready to learn itā€™s true meaning. Just sayinā€™.
Please don't tease us, unless you are just making this up. Assuming it is true, we can handle whatever it means.
 
I'm not a female, but I hear this is a great haven for mansplaining, so let me tell the women what they think on this topic.
Every man knows-cuz on the interwebz they have porn sites and porn stars only speak truths-that if youse eats a lot of pineapple youse jizz will be so sweet the broads can't get enough of it!

So's being super smarts-I got to the seventh grade on my mid school app-I goes on a date and orduhs pizza for me and the kind of ugly chick with the lazy eye that I been tellin is super hawt so she'll go out with me-and cuz no one else asked-and, ready for this? I orders the pie(we's meathedz call pizza Pie, cuz we dope as fuck) wit the pineapples!

I's watching her thinkin she's already eating a jizz pie cuz dat's what mine's gonna taste like cuz I'm eating lots of it too!

Wait, what did you say, LC? I'm eating a jizz pie too? No.. I...but....fuck you LC, you're a goddamn white knight tryin to get AH chicks to read your shitty stories.

Anyways when we gets back to her place, cuz my mom won't let me have company after she found me with my real doll in the bathtub, I whips it out and say "Taste this, ba-yitch! And she says the ramen noodles I bought her for dinner last night wuz stiffer and I need to get it up for her. I know she's just playin me cuz she's not sure she can fit all dis man in her mouth-probably cause of that big cold sore she got- so's I stroke it all sexy like, and you should have seen that thot's face when within minutes I went from only needin two fingers to jerk it to like four of dem!

I'm wiggling it around-cuz when you're hard, its still floppy cuz...um, its so big it can't get that hard or I'd like pass out. She's like laughin, but I its nervous laugh cuz she knoz I gonna hit like I di that bottle of Mad dog 20/20 I found on the street that still had a couple of sips in it....but then, well I was so excited thinkin bout my own dick I's shot a few dribbles and some of it went down my hand, and she's like, 'I know you're lying those little drips ain't gonna taste like pineapple.

What do you know, bitch?

That you're lying.

No!

Prove it!

Okay! I'll shows you, and I lick it and...it didn't taste like pineapple it tasted like Rollin' Rock beer. axe body spray and desperation, then she asked, "hey, how do those nuts taste, and I'm like you mean deez nuts? Dumb broad, thought she'd get me again and...

Oh, wait, I was trying to say something....yeah, dems ba-yitches love pineapple! Watchu all think of dat?
 
I'm not a female, but I hear this is a great haven for mansplaining, so let me tell the women what they think on this topic.
Every man knows-cuz on the interwebz they have porn sites and porn stars only speak truths-that if youse eats a lot of pineapple youse jizz will be so sweet the broads can't get enough of it!

So's being super smarts-I got to the seventh grade on my mid school app-I goes on a date and orduhs pizza for me and the kind of ugly chick with the lazy eye that I been tellin is super hawt so she'll go out with me-and cuz no one else asked-and, ready for this? I orders the pie(we's meathedz call pizza Pie, cuz we dope as fuck) wit the pineapples!

I's watching her thinkin she's already eating a jizz pie cuz dat's what mine's gonna taste like cuz I'm eating lots of it too!

Wait, what did you say, LC? I'm eating a jizz pie too? No.. I...but....fuck you LC, you're a goddamn white knight tryin to get AH chicks to read your shitty stories.

Anyways when we gets back to her place, cuz my mom won't let me have company after she found me with my real doll in the bathtub, I whips it out and say "Taste this, ba-yitch! And she says the ramen noodles I bought her for dinner last night wuz stiffer and I need to get it up for her. I know she's just playin me cuz she's not sure she can fit all dis man in her mouth-probably cause of that big cold sore she got- so's I stroke it all sexy like, and you should have seen that thot's face when within minutes I went from only needin two fingers to jerk it to like four of dem!

I'm wiggling it around-cuz when you're hard, its still floppy cuz...um, its so big it can't get that hard or I'd like pass out. She's like laughin, but I its nervous laugh cuz she knoz I gonna hit like I di that bottle of Mad dog 20/20 I found on the street that still had a couple of sips in it....but then, well I was so excited thinkin bout my own dick I's shot a few dribbles and some of it went down my hand, and she's like, 'I know you're lying those little drips ain't gonna taste like pineapple.

What do you know, bitch?

That you're lying.

No!

Prove it!

Okay! I'll shows you, and I lick it and...it didn't taste like pineapple it tasted like Rollin' Rock beer. axe body spray and desperation, then she asked, "hey, how do those nuts taste, and I'm like you mean deez nuts? Dumb broad, thought she'd get me again and...

Oh, wait, I was trying to say something....yeah, dems ba-yitches love pineapple! Watchu all think of dat?

That was physically painful to read. šŸ¤£
 
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