Help for Marxist

[LukkyKnight]

in a nearby thread, Marxist was overheard to say:
...you're so wrong, I've changed my style and gone to the Rick DeVille school of flirt and one-liners.


Watch: Now, is your pussy pinned shut or are you just not happy to see me?

You know he needs help, I know he needs help; hell, even Marxist knows he needs help, but instead he asked Rick.

So please, for the sake of Marxist's repetoire, there's a need for some of those guaranteed winner one-liners that every self-respecting self-immolating guy needs when he's hoping to go down in flames.

"Hi, my name's Marxist. You might want to remember it now, because you'll be screaming it later!"

"I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!"

"Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?"

"You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car."

 

[Marxist]

"Hi, my name's Marxist. You might want to remember it now, because you'll be screaming it later!"

"I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!"

"Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?"

"You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car."

*scribbling down the above*

Anything else?

 

[cymbidia]

Fucking lines.
~snickering~


We HATE lines!
Haven't you gotten the memo on that?

 

[StondTmplPilot]

Marxist, just keep on being you, you are alot smarter, have a quicker wit, and are much more diverse than that other guy.

 

[Silverlily]

Awww, c'mon cym, play nice.


Here's a good one - baby, the only thing that would look better on you than that dress is me. Honest, works every time.

 

[PHANTOM5875]

Fucking lines.
~snickering~


We HATE lines!
Haven't you gotten the memo on that?

So, let me get this straight. We should, like, just sweep you up in our arms, pull you tight, look you straight in the eye and make that *Mmmm* noise we make when we've just had the first taste of the most wonderfully delicious dessert we've EVER had?

Something like that? (paper ready, pen poised for instructions..)

 

[LukkyKnight]

only for you, Marxist.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Oye mama, tu con tantas curvas y yo sin frenos!"

 

[modest mouse]

Will these lines work at the 'Meat Shack' bar that he frequents?

He does look great in the 'motorcycle enthusiast' outfit. Trust me.

*******

One for the ladies:

"Why dont you slip into something more comfortable. Like me."

 

[Rick DeVille]

Marxist, just keep on being you, you are alot smarter, have a quicker wit, and are much more diverse than that other guy.

How do you know? Rush to judgement, again

 

[Guest]

We can all profit from Marxist's insights. After all, he was one of my interns. And a tight one at that!

 

[KillerMuffin]

I. Kant was one of the most interesting people I've read from that time period. Amazing how he managed to get a bit from both schools of thought despite his rationalistic tendencies.

I highly recommend him.

 

[Rick DeVille]

You could just pull all of PC's threads and use his one liners or, if you aint got the time, get A 1000 One Liners by I Kant Fucking Reed.

It's a best seller, a lot of people on lit use it. Just ask PC et al

 

[Guest]

rick loves dick

 

[PowerOfOne]

Here's one for you, Marxist. There is no glory in being a yes man. We see evidence of that all over the Lit board. Success can be measured in the number of enemies that one has. I think you can call yourself a complete success!!! Keep on posting Marxist, differences of opinion make the world go round without boredom.

 

[estevie]

Marxist doesn't need help...he's not a 'nice guy' , so he already gets all the chicks!

 

[cymbidia]

So, let me get this straight. We should, like, just sweep you up in our arms, pull you tight, look you straight in the eye and make that *Mmmm* noise we make when we've just had the first taste of the most wonderfully delicious dessert we've EVER had?

Something like that? (paper ready, pen poised for instructions..)

Uh... cheesy lines.
We HATE cheesy lines.

Although, that sweeping thing - that's the stuff of many fantasies, you know. Of course, you have to be, like, the prince of a small country disguised as a commoner with millions at your disposal and a fucking big boat at dock ready to sail for some secluded Caribbean islet in order to pull it off without us calling the cops.

Otherwise, i guess there have to be a few lines.
But don't hurt us with them!
You're dead in the water if we wince.

 

[sch00lteacher]

Hummm....

So many ways I could go about this, too many.

I CAN'T TAKE THE PRESSURE!

 

[ohshutthefuckup]

Re: Re: Help for Marxist

*scribbling down the above*

Anything else?