Help again

[timelord1963]

OK I am still having problems with my submission. I finally copy and pasted my story in the box, I did a preview then accepted the Literotica terms box (I did not get that box when I was doing uploads) Then I hit the submit button. It has been a week and Literotica has not recognized that I submitted anything. Why is it so hard to submitt a story to Literotica?

TL1963

PS I Have been trying to submit my story since August 17 and have used.docx,. txt and copy and paste. I can not believe I am having such a hard time submitting a story. Let's face it there are only 5 or 6 steps to submit a story.

 

[ishtat]

1. Read the submission guidelines again.

2. Post this question on the AH - not here.

 

[Lancecastor]

Try sending Private Messages to Laurel.

Message her every ten minutes with "Eyer here" in the Subject line for fastest results.

 

[DirtyAllie]

If you're having problems submitting, the BDSM forum might be helpful.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

1. Read the submission guidelines again.

2. Post this question on the AH - not here.

Bingo

Try sending Private Messages to Laurel.

Message her every ten minutes with "Eyer here" in the Subject line for fastest results.

lol

 

[Que]

Try sending Private Messages to Laurel.

Message her every ten minutes with "Eyer here" in the Subject line for fastest results.

I think you are trying to raise her Ire.

If you're having problems submitting, the BDSM forum might be helpful.

Beat me to it.

 

[Lancecastor]

Raise her ire?

What a quaint phrase.

I think Laurel is an absolute wonder.

This .com is a lot like owning a convenience store.... You have to be there pretty much all the time.

I like to think of Laurel taking a month in a secluded Hawaiian cove with neither device nor signal.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Laurel's from Pakistan?

 

[Lancecastor]

Laurel's from Pakistan?

Whatever Laurel beachfront scenario works for you, man.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Laurel would not be on my beach, which would be in Xel Ha...



Where's the damned slurpee machine?

 

[Lancecastor]

Stop weezing the jui-uice.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Pipe down.



I'm going to lift some Marz Bars...

 

[Lancecastor]

My childhood corner store had a pile of used skin mags near the cash.

I would put my school books on top, pay for my Coke and lift a few mags with my books.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

In my childhood, that store would have been burned to the ground by the good Christians of the community...

 

[Lancecastor]

Looking back, the notion of used skin mags on the counter of the corner store across the street from the junior high is a bit creepy.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Ya think?

 

[Que]

Looking back, the notion of used skin mags on the counter of the corner store across the street from the junior high is a bit creepy.

The notion of used skin mags in general is enough to incubate a healthy case of OCD hand-washing.

 

[Lancecastor]

Ya think?

By today's standards, totally.

But at the time it wasn't creepy at all.

Keep in mind...we always had full frontal nudity on broadcast TV in Canada, so we don't get all crazy about tits the way Americans do.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

We should burn down Canada...

 

[Lancecastor]

Actually, 2016 would be the perfect year for Americans to visit Canada...great exchange rate right now.

Come up and have a look!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Been there.

:shrug:

Wasn't all that impressed. I prefer Xel Ha...

 

[Queersetti]

OK I am still having problems with my submission. I finally copy and pasted my story in the box, I did a preview then accepted the Literotica terms box (I did not get that box when I was doing uploads) Then I hit the submit button. It has been a week and Literotica has not recognized that I submitted anything. Why is it so hard to submitt a story to Literotica?

TL1963

PS I Have been trying to submit my story since August 17 and have used.docx,. txt and copy and paste. I can not believe I am having such a hard time submitting a story. Let's face it there are only 5 or 6 steps to submit a story.

After carefully checking the guidelines, going over the records and examining the available evidence, we have located the problem.

You're not very smart.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

After carefully checking the guidelines, going over the records and examining the available evidence, we have located the problem.

You're not very smart.

Don't sugarcoat it!

Tell us what you really think.

 

[lovecraft68]

Looking back, the notion of used skin mags on the counter of the corner store across the street from the junior high is a bit creepy.

I always thought the ones in the old time barber shops were skeezy, you knew all those old gross guys were handling them...

 

[Lancecastor]

I always thought the ones in the old time barber shops were skeezy, you knew all those old gross guys were handling them...

Pubic haircuts?