Help!!! Adult conversation needed! Pronto!

[sunstruck]

Ok, my cousin had an emergency this morning so she drops off her 3 daughters and 2 of their friends, all ranging in age from 10 to 15 at MY house.

I've spent all morning watching my wardrobe be dismembered and my makeup scattered about. The hormone levels have frightened my dogs out of the house. I keep expecting to look out my window and see teenage boys sniffing around my porch and snarling at one another. My bedroom looks like a sorority house gone bad and...I can't believe I'm admitting this... I just watched that Britney Spears movie Crossroads and....oh god...I liked it.

I need help. I finally convinced them to go swim at Grans until 2pm when my cousin should be back.

I need a drink. And sex. I think those hormones actually rub off on people.

Ugh!

 

[lovetoread]

I can't believe I'm admitting this... I just watched that Britney Spears movie Crossroads and....oh god...I liked it.

Shoot yourself..now!


Heh...

 

[peachykeen]

har har, try being a jr high school teacher....

 

[Soblue]

Ha! Aren't preteens and teens like the cooolest?

You've done your good deed for the month it sounds like

 

[April]

I got about ten minutes into that movie and couldn't stand it anymore. It got thrown back on the shelf very quickly.

 

[sunstruck]

I swear I can see the estrogen dripping off the walls. lmao It was all I could do to protect my lingerie chest from those greedy little fingers. Thank God my jewelery box has a lock on it.

The fifteen year old actually convinced me to let her try on my wedding gown. lmao By the time she had it stuffed in all the right places she looked about 20. Her mother would have killed me and her father would have passed out cold. lmao

 

[Rambling Rose]

u r rilly funnee

 

[sunstruck]

u r rilly funnee

I know it's past lunch hon, but isn't it still a little early to be hammered?

 

[Rambling Rose]

its the weekNd, u silly billy! tee hee wud u lk a pnutbuttrjellee sammich?

 

[Silverluna]

poor baby...heh. thankfully you have us to try and keep you sane? (that might be impossible but ah well)


btw, totally off the subject but i thought of you sunstruck, Hot Topic has a costume for a "dark" Wonder Woman...If i find the piccy i will show you it if you would like . *shrug*

 

[sunstruck]

Silverluna I'd love to see it.

Rose, you're starting to scare me? Are you having a manic episode?

 

[Olivianna]

What's "Adult conversation" mean?

 

[sunstruck]

What's "Adult conversation" mean?

It mean I don't want to hear the words "boyfriend, like, DUH!, killer, tight or loser" for at least an hour. No giggling either!!! No talk of kissing or boobs or how cute a math teacher is or homecoming.

 

[Silverluna]

can you hear the theme music?

okok so its not "exact" but i still thought it was cute..that and the catwoman suit they had too..

 

[sunstruck]

Ooo! Naughty. lol

 

[HomerPindar]

While I can't compare to your own adventures, i can relate in a small way being a 34 year old who started College at 31... although, I think in my case it's a benifit, it helps keep my young and in touch.

Course, I would never had considered it if it meant going back to junior high school

HomerPindar

 

[sunstruck]

That is really cool Homey. I can't even imagine being back in college now. That's got to be at least a bit sureal. lol

 

[shyybabe]

So I guess you don't want to hear about the pre-teen boys giggling this morning about who kissed who last night at the dance? Girls aren't the only ones who throw out the hormones.

 

[Master Control]

So I guess you don't want to hear about the pre-teen boys giggling this morning about who kissed who last night at the dance? Girls aren't the only ones who throw out the hormones.

The boys kissed eachother?

 

[shyybabe]

The boys kissed eachother?

No, not the way they told it. It was more of a "dare" contest to see who was brave enough to kiss the girl they were dancing with. I think one actually touched her lips, the rest did the peck on the cheek wondering if they were going to be slapped.

 

[HomerPindar]

That is really cool Homey. I can't even imagine being back in college now. That's got to be at least a bit sureal. lol

Yeah, but I like the sureal quality in my life, helps it from getting boring



HomerPindar

 

[sunstruck]

So I guess you don't want to hear about the pre-teen boys giggling this morning about who kissed who last night at the dance? Girls aren't the only ones who throw out the hormones.

Yes, but the giggling isn't quite as high pitched or constant. lol I have 8 nephews under 11, I am NOT looking forward to their teenage years. lmao

 

[Nora]

I don't know nuffin' 'bouts kids. And dammit, I'm gonna keep it that way.

I do solemnly swear that I shall not giggle, say "duh!" or discuss any teenage lip-syncing bands. Unless it's to malign Milli Vanilli yet again. Can you believe they had the nerve to remake "Hush"? Who the fuck did they think they were?

Of course, I still don't have any adult conversation. Sex, you said? Umm. I vaguely recall what it's like. Does that help?

 

[sunstruck]

Sex, you said? Umm. I vaguely recall what it's like. Does that help?

I don't need to talk about it. lol I need to have it. i just called my husband and told him if he wasn't home by 6pm I was going to attack that buff piece of man meat landscaper currently working on my Grans hedges.

Yum.

 

[Nora]

I don't need to talk about it. lol I need to have it. i just called my husband and told him if he wasn't home by 6pm I was going to attack that buff piece of man meat landscaper currently working on my Grans hedges.

Yum.

OH G-d! Is he sweaty? Is his shirt off? *Drools* tell me more, you insufferable tease!