Hello!

Tito

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Jan 1, 2002
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Well.................................................Hello.........umm.



How are we all?
 
How's Michael and Janet?

Sorry. I had to do that. I'm in a silly mood what with New Year's and all the paint fumes. Welcome aboard. Lifeboats to the left. Search for the newbie threads before you piss off the oldies and they start another one of thier stupid newbie rants.

Hey, that reminds me! Someone may start whining because there are already Hello threads out there. Damn, I'm bad when I've had my first beer.

I'll shut up now.
 
Hi Tito, and welcome to lit.

Here's my standard, WTL information. Use what you can, feel free to ignore the rest.

After 30 posts, you lost that virgin tag.
After 100 posts, you can have an avatar of your own. There's at least 50 threads if you need help finding one.
After 1000 posts, you can create your own title.



This thread has some information you should read. Don't want to scare you off after your first post, but forewarned is forarmed, right?

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=50634

Join the fun, we're a pretty friendly group.
 
Hiya Tito. Welcome. Enjoy your stay. :)

Oh yeah, and please don't use so many periods. I'm cranky enough with my own. :D
 
See what I mean!

Here comes the welcome wagon...

Oh, my error, it's those nice men with the long-sleeved shirt again...
 
Hey, Sin! You got anything other than beer over there? I could use a drink.....

Hello Tito. A nice big Welcome to the Lit community. Hope you enjoy it here. Most people are nice and friendly, and great to be around.

they do get crabby once in a while though, so beware. :)
 
I got wiskey, but I left it in the Literotica Bar. Pop in help yourself, it's behind the bar in the well...






























Just don't let anyone see you get it.


:p
 
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PS Tito

If pisses some people off when you hijack thier thread and start talking about some unrelated nonsense.

You drink? Smoke? Toke? Morman? Mammon? Socialist? Capitalist? Vices, Vices, and don't spare the details...
 
Hey Tito, welcome aboard. Hop on in the water is fine, just watch out for the sharks and the bottom feeders.
 
Come on, guy - lets see you get that post count up!!! :) Nobody here is going to bite... well, not unless you ask them to. ;)
 
Thanks guys.
Thought it best to say hello before jumping in.
as for the name, all the best ones were taken and i couldnt think of anything, and rush hour 2 was on in the background..
Chan- this is my land, here i am micheal jackson and you are toto
Tucker- thats Tito..
so there you go.:cool:
 
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