HELLO....My Name's GuyJD & I'm a Coke Addict

[GuyJD]

No need to panick, I'm not a druggie.
Just can't seem to do without "The Real Thing".
Here it is, less then 24 hours and I've already killed two 2 liter bottles.

Excuse me as I let my fingers do the walking through the Yellow Pages to locate a local rehab center of Coca-Cola addicts.

 

[MissTaken]

Well, Guy, you have taken that necessary first step out of denial and into the light.

Best wishes in your recovery ! lol

 

[SweetBrat73]

Oh you poor poor thing. I hope you get into rehab quick!!! They will show you the true error of your ways and direct you to a Pepsi very quickly


Brat

 

[scylis]

fuck recovery, GIVE ME CAFFEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!

 

[kiwiwolf]

I miss my Coke... haven't had one for a few weeks now. Bottled water and apple juice for this kid. Hey check the title thread... Thanks again man.

 

[GuyJD]

Well, Guy, you have taken that necessary first step out of denial and into the light.

Best wishes in your recovery ! lol

I sure hope so. I went to the Betty Ford Clinic but they kicked me out. Something about no 6 packs allowed. I hope the other rehab allows 12 packs of Coca-Cola then.
<thinking to self> Great idea, I'll drink to that.

 

[GuyJD]

Yep, I did submit a similiar thread recently.
Just as I thought.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I know the feel of that first morning coke and the last one before bed at night. I hear you loud and clear......

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Cokeaine

Yes.

 

[lilminx]

Didn't Ginny start this same thread like, two days ago?

 

[GuyJD]

Didn't Ginny start this same thread like, two days ago?

NO, I think he stole it actually.
This was started in February of this year.

 

[Guest]

HOLY SHIT..........Don't you just hate it when people steal your ideas or threads ?............LOL.

 

[Shaq]

Pepsi is a designer drug...

 

[Shaq]

Yep, I did submit a similiar thread recently.
Just as I thought.

LOL@you....

 

[Skibum]

My own personal addiction is Diet Coke with Lemon. i go through a 12 pack in about 3 days.

 

[GuyJD]

MY THERORY

I think Coca-Cola is still using cocaine in the ingredients and that's is why we're addicted.

Just last week, I was at my lowest. I approached a small time drug dealer in a rough part of Cali and wanted to make a buy from him. I told him that I wanted to buy 4 L's of Coke and the dumbass handed me some lil bags with white powdery shit in it. Hell, I don't need any sinus powder, I WANT THE REAL THING.

 

[GuyJD]

Pepsi is a designer drug...

Nawwww, the only thing that I love about Pepsi is its commercial.
I'm a Britney Spears nut.

 

[Skibum]

I'm a Britney Spears nut.

That certainly qualifies you as a nut!

 

[GuyJD]

That certainly qualifies you as a nut!

Well, what more can I say except "OOOPS, I did it again." LOL

 

[patient1]

Have you tried Vanilla coke as a methadone program of sorts?

 

[GuyJD]

Have you tried Vanilla coke as a methadone program of sorts?

Reluctantly, I tried it and liked it fairly well.
But it just didn't have that Coca-Cola kick like "the real thing".