hello? may I speak to Ebony?

[perks]

if one more goddamn person calls my house looking for this chic, I am going to blow a gasket.


I hope the gasket isn't anywhere painful.

 

[tortoise]

Lucky gasket.

 

[perks]

Lucky gasket.

hehehheheh!


that's my pet nickname for the boys.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Ebony ain't home!

 

[Linedrive]

For the past seven years my phone # has been one number different than 'Party World'. You have no idea how many times I've been asked if we carry balloons, gag gifts, etc. Seriously, hundreds.

 

[perks]

For the past seven years my phone # has been one number different than 'Party World'. You have no idea how many times I've been asked if we carry balloons, gag gifts, etc. Seriously, hundreds.

there's a party in your pants and everyone's cumming.

 

[TWB]

Oh, I am sorry. I must have been dialing the wrong number.

 

[Linedrive]

there's a party in your pants and everyone's cumming.

That kinda turned me on coming from you

 

[perks]

That kinda turned me on coming from you

wait, are you flirting with me?


Hold on, let me change my pants.

 

[Linedrive]

wait, are you flirting with me?

Hold on, let me change my pants.

I was enjoying the thought of you sitting there sweating a little

 

[JazzManJim]

Ebony?

Ebony, are you in here?

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

Hi Jim.

the thought of perky sweating sounds good to me. Just think what would happen if she started playing with bananas again.

 

[perks]

okay, someone explain the attraction of pussy sweat?

 

[Linedrive]

Ebony and the Dancing Banana's

 

[perks]

Ebony and the Dancing Banana's

*laughing*

I wanna be ebony.

I'm so going to be ebony the next time someone calls for her.

 

[Linedrive]

okay, someone explain the attraction of pussy sweat?

When your legs are closed too long, or you have pants that don't breathe properly, the moisture from your coochie is attracted to the inside of your thighs.

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

okay, someone explain the attraction of pussy sweat?

Lots of moisture. Moisture is good.

^5's Gunner.

 

[perks]

When your legs are closed too long, or you have pants that don't breathe properly, the moisture from your coochie is attracted to the inside of your thighs.

okay, but that's squishy. Squishy is good, that's normal.

but I'm talking sweat, which is levels of higher condensation... but not the yummy kind...

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

LOL. Where do you thing the term "Hot pants" came from. LOL.

 

[perks]

there is a HUGE difference between a liquid pussy and a sweaty one.

seriously, wait, are you saying you guys don't care? this would be an epiphany.

 

[Linedrive]

Squishy is good, that's normal.

That line just got you added to my 'buddy list'.

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

there is a HUGE difference between a liquid pussy and a sweaty one.

seriously, wait, are you saying you guys don't care? this would be an epiphany.

Hot sweaty sex is a good thing.

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

That line just got you added to my 'buddy list'.

LOL. She's got a way with words (and bananas).

 

[agezinder]

*laughing*

I wanna be ebony.

I'm so going to be ebony the next time someone calls for her.

Hey, you can be ebony and I'll be ivory!

 

[Linedrive]

LOL. She's got a way with words (and bananas).

Agreed, I can't get enough of her in your face, up front, tell it like it is style.


^ 5 LTGR