Hello Kitty Rocks!

[Sillyman]

Do you know all these terms?

1. Filk?

2. Yaoi?

3. THAC0?

4. Arete?

5. LARP?

Then yes, you are a sad person.

 

[naudiz]

Not only do I understand every term, I've performed the first publicly and am writing the storyline for a production of the second.

Sad, sad, sad.

 

[glamorilla]

I once had a "Hello Kitty" toaster.

 

[Rhys]

Not only do I understand every term, I've performed the first publicly and am writing the storyline for a production of the second.

Sad, sad, sad.

Filk??? omg...another con mutant!

 

[naudiz]

Now that the truth is out, I'm going to be rejected, aren't I? Sent to the corner to hang out with all the uncool kids. I bet you're going to start roughing me up for my lunch money and throwing spitwads at me.

Mmm, roughing up.

 

[Sillyman]

Filk??? omg...another con mutant!

Yep. We are a superior race. Join us.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Mmm, roughing up.

No maulings!

 

[Rhys]

already there mate...


but there are no sf cons in southern Nevada...


so i have to go to Cally...

where is World Con this year anyway? (I always vote for LV426/Acheron because I like the eggs...but I am a sick fuck anyway)

 

[Rhys]

Now that the truth is out, I'm going to be rejected, aren't I? Sent to the corner to hang out with all the uncool kids. I bet you're going to start roughing me up for my lunch money and throwing spitwads at me.

Not if you are wearing Klingon battle armor, I won't....

 

[naudiz]

And here I just liked the way metal bras make me feel 'perky'.

But Chef! What if I'm the one getting mauled?

 

[Wysteria]

Not only do I understand every term, I've performed the first publicly and am writing the storyline for a production of the second.

Sad, sad, sad.

I do too. And I've done the first and last publicly... and I'm supposedly drawing the pictures for the second.

I guess I've kind of 'done' the third and fourth publicly, too, if one can be said to 'do' them. I mean, who plays alone? I hear you get hairy palms that way.

I nonconsent metal bras. The fabric ones have done me enough harm lately. But you're welcome in the corner with me, naudiz...

 

[naudiz]

We can form a dynamic duo, Wysteria. I say we take on Rhys, Cheffie, and Sillyman. Glam, are you with us or against us? There can be only one! Er, okay, two. Or three. Anyway, to the victors go the spoils! Sex slaves and spandex!

I need to cut down on the caffeine. Or increase my outlet of senseless violence.

 

[penguindance]

 

[riff]

I like the band. They are cool.

 

[Wysteria]

We can form a dynamic duo, Wysteria. I say we take on Rhys, Cheffie, and Sillyman. Glam, are you with us or against us? There can be only one! Er, okay, two. Or three. Anyway, to the victors go the spoils! Sex slaves and spandex!

I need to cut down on the caffeine. Or increase my outlet of senseless violence.

<sings> It's the Ambiguously Yaoi Duo! </sings>

Yes! We shall conquer them soundly! Today Lit, tomorrow... well, tomorrow Montana, but Sunday -- Sunday, the WORLD!

I like sex slaves and spandex. Sex slaves in spandex. Mm.