Hello I'm a n00b...

[Apathy]

...I can see u, can u see me?

 

[Lasher]

You spelled Knob wrong.

 

[freakygirl]

...I can see u, can u see me?

nope

 

[Apathy]

I better translate for all the non-1337 people here

Newbie...

I can feel the love...

 

[Guest]

...I can see u, can u see me?

What?

 

[calypso_21]

Welcome, enjoy the ride!

 

[Apathy]

A nice response...anger falling...thank you...

-Random hug-

 

[Carp]

I better translate for all the non-1337 people here

Newbie...

I can feel the love...

Damn. I actually liked thinking about it as knob better. Nothing personal.

 

[His_kitty]

Welcome to the boards.









heh

is it that you just like your knob, carp?

 

[Carp]

Welcome to the boards.









heh

is it that you just like your knob, carp?

Hey, if I didn't like it, who would? it's a fun toy- wanna play too?

 

[Apathy]

Danke.

Lack of response herein is due to sleep.

 

[Starfish]

Hi newbie and welcome.

Tell us what made you come here, and what you have to flash us with under your knickers.

 

[Starfish]

Well shit.

Nevermind.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Not much use for l337 5p34k here...

You spelled Knob wrong.

~ROTFL~

First "Cousin Cletus" in the poll, now another laugh in here. My day's looking up.

 

[His_kitty]

Hey, if I didn't like it, who would? it's a fun toy- wanna play too?

I like your selfless attitude. ;-)

 

[Apathy]

Ok I lied, but I will be gone soon, it's fairly late here.

Tonight I was bored out of my mind. I usually just stop by the stories when I fancy a cheap thrill...

 

[Carp]

I like your selfless attitude. ;-)

Kitty, anything for you- I'de even let you play with my knob. BTW, you got any toys that need some playin?

 

[His_kitty]

Kitty, anything for you- I'de even let you play with my knob. BTW, you got any toys that need some playin?

I'm toyless.

 

[Carp]

I'm toyless.

Oh no. I am so sad for you!!!

 

[Carp]

I'm toyless.

Are you sure?

 

[His_kitty]

Are you sure?

Why, do you have any alternative suggestions?

 

[Carp]

Why, do you have any alternative suggestions?

It seems likely that you might just have somethng that we would both enjoy playing with (or, rather, my playing with, although certainly you can play too.)

 

[His_kitty]

It seems likely that you might just have somethng that we would both enjoy playing with (or, rather, my playing with, although certainly you can play too.)

I do enjoy playing, just never alone though.


See I'm not overly selfish myself.

 

[Carp]

I do enjoy playing, just never alone though.


See I'm not overly shelfish myself.

I would have never thought you were shelfish. Although, carp are particularly fond of invertebrates, so if you were shelfish, I just might have to eat you.

 

[LukkyKnight]

See I'm not overly selfish myself.

An admirable trait.