Hello, I am a gay liberal asylum-seeking Pakistani single-mother fox on the NHS

[Stout chap]

Hello, fellows.

 

[Guest]

At least you are not an unemployed tobacco smuggler.

 

[Coolville]

Hello, fellows.

My erection is considerable.

 

[Stout chap]

At least you are not an unemployed tobacco smuggler.

I am; it wouldn't fit in the header.

 

[Coolville]

At least you are not an unemployed tobacco smuggler.

I am; it wouldn't fit in the header.

LOL!

 

[Stout chap]

[steals coolville's wheeltrims whilst he isn't looking]

 

[Coolville]

[steals coolville's wheeltrims whilst he isn't looking]

no problem. buying them back from your 12 year old son at the flea market is my contribution to the refugee situation.

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

LIBERAL????

Disgusting!

You should be deported at once!

 

[Guest]

Hello, fellows.

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Do you have a problem with men being mothers?

 

[Stout chap]

I'm not a man, I lied on my asylum form; ha ha! they think I'm a practising optometricist.

 

[Myrrdin]

Asylum seeker

Just fill out this cheque, ummmmm ,I mean form.
To . Labour Party Funds.
Ammount of at least five figures.

That will do nicely.

 

[Stout chap]

[Goes into the bank, replaces all of the paying-in slips with paying-in slips with my bank account's number printed at the bottom. Comes back two days later and withdraws two million quid.]

Cheques? hah! I only pay with platinum credito cards!

[Phones up colleages in Cuba and arranges flight over. Starts a crime syndicate in Shropshire.]