Hello From My Englishness

Shhh, I also don't like scones. I keep waiting for a knock at the door and to be sent to reform, but so far so good ;)
 
lol see whenever anyone says it like that I just hear a heavily emphasised Scottish voice saying oooooottttttttttt. Makes me smile.

Haha me too!! Oooooootttttttttttt :D


Happy Weekend, Angelica et al 😊

*shakes my head at these people who don’t like scones*
:D
 
Good Evening MrDevereaux



There's some odd people about, eh?



Quite odd....can't get my head around that at all



Astonishing! But tea....tell me that you drink tea, at least!

Nick!! And Mr.D simultaneously ( almost )......good to know you're both around .... let's have a brew and a chip buttie
 
I’d hug you, Pol, but your scales are razor sharp! Have one on me! How you doing?

I'm pretty good... apart from an excruciating attack of hypochondria .... my GP reckons its the worst case hes seen but it keeps him busy in these strange times
 
Nick!! And Mr.D simultaneously ( almost )......good to know you're both around .... let's have a brew and a chip buttie

Only if it’s Yorkshire Tea (even though Sunak has soiled their good name). Fig rolls are a bonus, if you’re buying.
 
Only if it’s Yorkshire Tea (even though Sunak has soiled their good name). Fig rolls are a bonus, if you’re buying.

Of course its bloody Yorkshire, none of that namby pamby PG or Typhoo or Liptons on a piece of string. I have fig rolls and garibaldi and might even have a custard cream secreted in a tin .
 
( slips into Dick Van Dyke outfit)
Cor blimey Mr. D, I did a Tom as well as a Barclays

That Dick Van Dyke outfit can’t half raise the temperature of the room! Careful, Pol! You might set the ladies’ hearts a flutter!
 
That Dick Van Dyke outfit can’t half raise the temperature of the room! Careful, Pol! You might set the ladies’ hearts a flutter!

Of course. It's a hard life. ( stop blushing, ladies) . Where's Mary Poppins? Up the apples now , i'll have a Jimmy before I climb into my uncle 😉
 
Of course. It's a hard life. ( stop blushing, ladies) . Where's Mary Poppins? Up the apples now , i'll have a Jimmy before I climb into my uncle 😉

Haha! Good to see you on such sparkling form despite your hypochondria!

:D
 
How is everyone doing today?

Storm Alan has done a runner, he nicked my slippers. I’ve now got to get new ones.

Storm Bob will come in a tea cup. Dirty bugger.
 
How is everyone doing today?

Storm Alan has done a runner, he nicked my slippers. I’ve now got to get new ones.

Storm Bob will come in a tea cup. Dirty bugger.

My dog has had my slippers... he's in league with Alan & Bob
 
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