Hello Everyone!

[ventrman]

I am brand new to Literotica. My wife "kandie" (lit-ID) is on here a lot and she told me about this forum. So here I am checking things out. So far I like what I see. Have a good evening. Ventrman

 

[buxxxom]

Welcome to Lit, Ventrman. I'm still a newbie, too, but everyone here is very nice (mostly) and easy to get along with (sometimes.)

 

[Bondage_JamesBondage]

Welcome ventrman.

Don't forget the mandatory essay on the influence of garderobes on English literature.

 

[jomar]

Hello. Welcome. Check out this thread if you haven't yet.

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=504176

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Caution: This is an evil place, filled with demons and perverts. Keep your ass to the wall and your legs crossed or you will be sorry.

And Welcum, BTW.

JJ

 

[rgraham666]

Howdy. Nice to have you here.

 

[kendo1]

Hi.

I'm normally more verbose.

 

[Guest]

I am brand new to Literotica. My wife "kandie" (lit-ID) is on here a lot and she told me about this forum. So here I am checking things out. So far I like what I see. Have a good evening. Ventrman

Welcome to Lit!

 

[impressive]

Welcome to the AH!

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Hello, and welcome to the land that sex can't forget! Have you tried the biscotti?

 

[Babee_girl]

Welcome to Lit, where you can find friends, enemies, advice and sex. Well maybe, but it did sound good. LOL!

 

[_Lynn_]

Hello and welcome

 

[Guest]

Hello, and welcome to the land that sex can't forget! Have you tried the biscotti?

I just saw this!

 

[glynndah]

*looks around for the sex* I never realized...

 

[rgraham666]

Welcome to Lit, where you can find friends, enemies, advice and sex. Well maybe, but it did sound good. LOL!

I've found all of those on Lit.

I do wish I'd passed on the sex though.

 

[Divulgence]

*****

 

[Tom Collins]

*looks around for the sex* I never realized...

That's because you're a Good Witch, and Good Witches don't recognize sex when they see it. They tend to believe those people are just being extraordinarily friendly with one another. It's the whole "purety" thing you dames got goin' on. Ya see?

BTW, ventrman, welcome to the resturant at the end of the universe...straight jackets are required if you wish to dine with us and we hope you'll enjoy the floor show.

 

[TE999]

Howdy venterman!

Welcum to the AH!

Please keep your hands and legs inside the car until the ride comes to a complete stop.

And check your valuables at the front desk.

 

[glynndah]

That's because you're a Good Witch, and Good Witches don't recognize sex when they see it. They tend to believe those people are just being extraordinarily friendly with one another. It's the whole "purety" thing you dames got goin' on. Ya see?

BTW, ventrman, welcome to the resturant at the end of the universe...straight jackets are required if you wish to dine with us and we hope you'll enjoy the floor show.

And you believed them when they told you that!?!

*bursts into hysterical giggles*

Just what is it that you think we're "good" at, then?

 

[Tom Collins]

And you believed them when they told you that!?!

*bursts into hysterical giggles*

Just what is it that you think we're "good" at, then?

Well...to be perfectly honest, I thought you were all a bunch of pothead hippies. The one in The Wizard Of Oz sure was. She giggled incessantly and moved in slow motion...two sure signs of bakage. I bet she was snarffin' everything in sight when she wasn't on camera.

 

[glynndah]

Well...to be perfectly honest, I thought you were all a bunch of pothead hippies. The one in The Wizard Of Oz sure was. She giggled incessantly and moved in slow motion...two sure signs of bakage. I bet she was snarffin' everything in sight when she wasn't on camera.

That was then, this is now. I'm today's good little witch.

 

[Tom Collins]

That was then, this is now. I'm today's good little witch.

So, that's not a wand in that pic, eh, but a super long dildo?

 

[glynndah]

So, that's not a wand in that pic, eh, but a super long dildo?

Well, it's generally a secret, but I'll admit it. For good little witches, it's a special vibe. *looks around and whispers* In Cloudy's case, it's a flogger. But don't tell anyone I said so.

 

[Tom Collins]

Well, it's generally a secret, but I'll admit it. For good little witches, it's a special vibe. *looks around and whispers* In Cloudy's case, it's a flogger. But don't tell anyone I said so.

Mum's the word, darlin'.

 

[kandie]

Welcome to AH darling!!!!

Hello hubby of mine! (I couldn't resist that one.) I see you finally made it to the forum. You'll love it here. I see your first story got posted too, congradulations. Oh course I'm biased....I can't help it, your so handsome. Love yahs darling---and mean it. XOXOX CYA!