Hello, call me

[riff]

A friend invited me over. I'd like to be honest and say that I have no idea how active I'll be here, but I am game for something new.

I am pretty weird in an average sort of way. How should I say- uninhibited, but tame? Eccentric, but traditional? I'm a walking contradiction, but I know who I am and know what I like.

What's the last sound before you hear a pubic hair hit the floor?

Tptuh tptuh... peace.

 

[KillerMuffin]

The sound of a scraping spatula?

Welcome to the board. Whose your friend? Got any dirt? I'm a gossip hound, dish baby!! Even if you make it up entirely.

 

[Juliangel]

http://users.esc.net.au/~mapie/welcom3d.gif

Pull up a seat and stay a while.

 

[pandora]

Hi ans welcome Riff..hope you have fun here with us.

 

[Bobtoad777]

hi riff

 

[TN_Vixen]

Hey Riff!

howthehellareyou?

Good to see you on board.

*kiss*

Missed you.

 

[Cheyenne]

The sound of a scraping spatula?

Good answer!

 

[TN_Vixen]

Oh, and Riff?

quit spitting on the floor. hehe

 

[R Nitelight]

riff

You should know that while you've been sitting here being greeted by all these beautiful ladies (and b/Bobtoad), the Sharks have invaded our turf. Are we gonna rumble, or what?