hello all

[Guest]

I'm the new guy here. i just submitted a story and a poem, o I thought I'd pop in and introduce myself to you all.

MY name is Jon, and I'm a FL writer. I used to be a photojournalist and newspaper editor, but I am just focusing more on my creative and kinky side these days.


I'm usually available to talk about writing or share ideas. You can either look me up here or at my free forum palace affairs:

http://novogate.com/exco/forum.php?forumid=4177

cheers,

PJ

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Look everyone! Newbie! Newbie! Viiiiiiiir-giiiiiiiiiiin!!! Come on! Everybody! Get the flowers out...












... so we can spank his virgin butt with them!




Hiya, princejonny! We're a friendly, kinky, crazy bunch here!

 

[Chicklet]

you wanna spank his virgin butt with flowers?! What kind of sick freak are you?









(chicklet wanders off to find a good sturdy paddle)

 

[Guest]

Look everyone! Newbie! Newbie! Viiiiiiiir-giiiiiiiiiiin!!! Come on! Everybody! Get the flowers out...












... so we can spank his virgin butt with them!




Hiya, princejonny! We're a friendly, kinky, crazy bunch here!

Oh I'm all about the spankings!!!!!!!!!

thanks for the warm reception

 

[Chicklet]

Oh I'm all about the spankings!!!!!!!!!

then we like you already

 

[Svenskaflicka]

you wanna spank his virgin butt with flowers?! What kind of sick freak are you?









(chicklet wanders off to find a good sturdy paddle)

The kind of sick freak you all know and love - well, most of you, anyway...

 

[Guest]

BTW

then we like you already

BTW NICE AVATAR

*smiles*

pj


and I've never met a freak i didn't like, so bring them flowers on...my ass is ready *wink*

 

[TheEarl]

Newbie alert! Another Christian for the Lions

Evening jonny. Hope you enjoy this place. If you have a high tolerance forweird people, you should be fine.

Of course if you're weird yourself then that works too.

The Earl

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Uuuuh-keeeey... let's see if I've got 'em all... Thistles, nettles, poison ivy, dandelions...

 

[Guest]

Uuuuh-keeeey... let's see if I've got 'em all... Thistles, nettles, poison ivy, dandelions...

SPANK ME LIKE A BAD PUPPY!!!!

 

[TheEarl]

SPANK ME LIKE A BAD PUPPY!!!!

I think he's got the weirdness thing covered .

The Earl

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I think he's got the weirdness thing covered .

The Earl

OK, dandelions it is, then.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Though, honestly, I would NEVER spank a puppy. I love little doggie-woggie-boggies. Yes, I do! Yeeeeeeees, I doooo!!!

 

[Guest]

OK, dandelions it is, then.

but...but...but,

dandelions don't have thorns

 

[Svenskaflicka]

but...but...but,

dandelions don't have thorns

No, but they STAIN!!!! Mwoa-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaa!!!

 

[jfinn]

SPANK ME LIKE A BAD PUPPY!!!!

Oh yeah, you're going to like it here.

Welcome,
Jayne

 

[Chicklet]

SPANK ME LIKE A BAD PUPPY!!!!

 

[Chicklet]

No, but they STAIN!!!! Mwoa-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaa!!!

lmao

you are truly a sick and twisted swedish bitch = )

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Didn't someone say that he/she was going to ask Laurel for a new category, "Bestiality"???

 

[Guest]

that's about what my jaw did when I saw your avatar

 

[Svenskaflicka]

lmao

you are truly a sick and twisted swedish bitch = )

A-whoof!

 

[Guest]

lmao

you are truly a sick and twisted swedish bitch = )

she's twisted AND Swedish????

OMFG I'm in LOVE!!!!!!

 

[Chicklet]

Didn't someone say that he/she was going to ask Laurel for a new category, "Bestiality"???

sex with the best?

 

[Guest]

sex with the best?

someone requested it, and that's why I am here!!

 

[Chicklet]

that's about what my jaw did when I saw your avatar

flattery will only get you so far, you bad puppy you