Hell Yeah, I'm a Card Carrying Member of the NRA.

[alexandraaah]

Now all I need is a gun.

A big, fucking shotgun.

Oh yeah.

Okay, so I'm joking. Except about being a member.

Thanks Ishmael, it was a very....interesting and.....thoughtful birthday present!

(The emoticon is for target practice, I assure you).

 

[TWB]

Ohh boy.

 

[MissTaken]

I can get you a gun, Alex and even give you my hunting license.


(I got the license, but never learned to shoot the damn gun!)


silly me

 

[miles]

Only a shickse carries a gun.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

If you need a gun, I used to know this guy in Rogers Park. . . .

 

[alexandraaah]

Only a shickse carries a gun.

Well then, L'chaim and Merry Christmas.

 

[unclej]

hmmmnn...i never knew i was a schikse...(what is that)

 

[MissTaken]

So, alex....


Would you or would you not vote for Ted Nugent for President?

 

[alexandraaah]

hmmmnn...i never knew i was a schikse...(what is that)

It's one of those things that if you don't know what it is, it's almost assured that you are one.

 

[MissTaken]

It's one of those things that if you don't know what it is, it's almost assured that you are one.

and don't want to be!

 

[alexandraaah]

So, alex....


Would you or would you not vote for Ted Nugent for President?

Do I need to answer this?

Anyways, I'll be writing in my vote for LukkyKnight.

I think he'd make a damn fine president.

 

[MissTaken]

Do I need to answer this?

Anyways, I'll be writing in my vote for LukkyKnight.

I think he'd make a damn fine president.

Only if he lets me buy the cigars!

 

[unclej]

ok, i logged off and called my partner at the music store. he's italian/jew. he was with a customer and "couldn't tell me right now." then i found a yiddish/english dictionary on line and those ass holes wouldn't tell me either. i'm assuming it's slang.

now, is this making me more of one and if so, y'all just bite me....

(i can't imagine we've got any of those in texas)

 

[KillerMuffin]

Welcome to the Club! Prepare to be inundated with little orange post cards with ***************ALERT*************** across the top. Wayne loves ya.

 

[kotori]

It's one of those things that if you don't know what it is, it's almost assured that you are one.

So what does that make me, some kinda meshuga gonnif?

 

[Sillyman]

Oie.

 

[alexandraaah]

Somehow, Yiddish crept into an NRA thread.

*one of these things is not like the other, one of these....*

 

[Wildbilly1949]

My right to own and carry a weapon

Hey I am a good ole boy in the Deep South and I do carry a gun and I do carry extra magazines and I am licensed and I am a member of the NRA. Just by having a gun on my person had saved my ass several times. I don’t advertise the fact that I do but I do answer the question if asked. I have been in war and I have carried the government’s weapons at their request. Hey folks it is a tough would out there so to use an old cliché “ It is better to be tried by twelve than carried by six”.

 

[Cheyenne]

Ismael went to the wrong store for your gift!

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=84276

 

[Ishmael]

Now we have to work on the gun 'Killer'.

Ishmael

 

[islandman]

Remember, guns don't kill people.......the fucking bullets tend to fly out on their own.....

give me a break.

"glorified version of a pellet gun", pearl jam's glorified g

 

[Ishmael]

Remember, guns don't kill people.......the fucking bullets tend to fly out on their own.....

give me a break.

"glorified version of a pellet gun", pearl jam's glorified g

Of course they do. It's an exothermic reaction. You see the ...............

Oh, never mind.

Ishmael